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I’m going to try out sleep paralysis tonight

Instead of being scared of the 7' demons, just jump up and tackle your dresser @livid_scrooge

You can’t move tho

That’s why it’s called sleep paralysis

I just order it to go, and so it flees. Willpower, yo.

Only beta males cant move during sleep paralysis

how do you "try out" sleep paralysis

Drugs.

U can do that shit on will?

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Fk is wrong with u

thats not sleep paralysis

thats just drugs

"I'm in Georgia" "I'm Iberian"

LOL

Bitch you're a spic.

Muh <50%

I’ve forced myself into sleep paralysis before

Lol, nah.. but it's totally reasonable to be concious during that phase.

Ain't that right Sebastián.

Why bother, it's more annoying than anything else.

Unless you're not tato as the diminutive of Sebastián in which case sorry your name sucks

@NinjaQuick https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Iberia_(antiquity)

Because sleep paralysis can lead to lucid dreaming

Bitch it's 2020

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagratid_Iberia

Or “out of body experiences”

@NinjaQuick Okay, JOHN OLIVER

But it’s really just lucid dreaming

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iberian_Peninsula?wprov=sfla1

This is what Iberian means.

Not fucking goat fuckers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name_of_Georgia_(country)

Thats called spanish...

Or Portuguese

I constantly lucid dreamed when I was a wee lad but now it seems I’ve lost that privilege

Not iberian

Imagine being so beta you need to steal names from Spaniards.

@NinjaQuick The greeks coined the name, retard