i'd read it as 'nothing they said would help, helped' 🤷

https://i.redd.it/eh2o717yp2j41.jpg

Feel the bern

Jazz hands you fucking oppressive nazis

id not complain if i was a stoner

emotional issues... female hormones in plastic and soy in the food

main reason i dont complain is im a stoner 😛

at the moment

I'm in class rn

DONT EMOTE MY VIDEO, I'm TRIGGEEERRRED

Though.. why is it nagging at me that at one time it was a declaration of success "No one has helped me! [X] is *mine*!"

>girl bitching about ambulance bill

steal their undies <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

>she was drinking heavily at a party and someone called the cops when she started vomiting

Im a mentally unstable cunt

but like

I own it

@Redxl please don't talk at all, comrade

Not all zoomers

@HunDread reeeee

it triggers my existential inertial crisis about my fat fucking overload

yeye not all zoomers are degenerates and not all millenials want to be harry potter

i'm too dumb to bust a nut and go for a walk

not getting my dick sucked triggers me

you know the drill luci

cut the grass split the ass

So we're clear, we're all triggered. Good.

that's gonna be an <:Doubt:588038713938804760> man

what do you mean want to be harry potter?

Im literally wizardkin

bigot.

c?

ur 30+ virgin?

cause if ur not ur not a wizard for shit

i waited until my 30 ngl to possess ALL THE POWER

DARTH VADER

VOICE CHANGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pARlZRl0XzQ

midnight after my birthday i combined both galaxy brained wizardry with pussyslaying mystique

austrians are schizos

You noticed.