thats hot

if it makes you feel better i can hate you too

Ouch

Don't be ridiculous, Canadians cant hate

@Oppressatron you can try

@JackH670 experiment on me? hahaha jk... unless?🤭🙈🥵

well....i will have a tepid dislike for you then

Are you married? @Oppressatron

is this about saying your mom got preg in the roflecopter position!

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feels like it but no just a gf

You're probably old if you served 10 years in the military

No kids? No wife? No house?

17 years boi and ya im 36

Cringe. Just marry her

oh i have a kid, just never married

marriage is for cucks

Marriage is for unironically based individuals

enjoy getting half your shit taken <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

i say this as an engaged individual <a:cz_yikes:590239522545991701>

@BabaBooey hit her with a prenup

ha prenup

biggest jokes

Not if you get an actual lawyer to draw it up. <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

I mean under Scots law if you've lived together as if married, they're gonna take half your shit regardless

im in california that shit doesnt work

Oh. Gg

Prenups are also not a thing here iirc

its fine i dont have anything for her to take

thats my secret cap

>in CA
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@BabaBooey if she has shit you can take it from her tho

you gonna get that nCoV bruh

i prefer to do things the good old fashioned way and just hide some of my money like a motherfucker lol

If my wife ever wants to leave, id just kill her

Ezpz

"if she has shit"

Nice

pffffffffffffffffffffft

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