Nice defense

Go fuck yourself

Thank you

Maybe I will

Good, at least someone might

Hey, maybe so! Kudos to you. You not only care enough to contribute to the discussion, but you also care about whether or not I get sex. You're nicer than I first percieved!

I would be a hell of a lot nicer if you didn’t constantly waste my time reading this garbage

Ask anyone

I didn't know I could control how you spent your time. I'll try to use that power responsibly, but I'll probably fail villainously.

It’s because I’m trying to help you moron

Jesus Christ, figure it out

I’m not here to be nice

I’m here to get you lots head out of your asses

Aww, arigato Mc-Toast senpai. I'll do my best to learn from you.

It’s not pleasant for either

Piss off degenerate

Whatever you say, senpai

cuties

❤

🖤

Don't make me get the spray bottle

😾

Pet peeve: people who pronounce "picture" like "pitcher"

Also people who pronounce water like "woh-tuh"

Yeah... Might let that one slide if it's consistent with the rest of their accent though.

"McToast-senpai" - I think I threw up a little in my mouth

that's so cringey it's not even funny lmao

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no kidding

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Caleb senpai

I just talked to a bitch about our interests and life and she says she’d cook me a meal and then all of sudden asks me to pay for a cam show. Are you fucking kidding me?

Where did you find said bitch?

Fucking tinder. Dude this shit is unreal honestly. Never seen anything like it. I’m appalled right now.

I want to post it to the internet but I don’t know how to edit

Absolutely remarkable. Tinder of all places.