SALTY

I COULD HAVE THESE TO MATCH MY OVEN MITT

BUT NOW I CAN'T

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING OVEN MITT

how are you going to have a nice night out in town without your oven mitt smfh

I'm killing myself over this

more like the daily kike

can I be honest

no

I haven't subbed to the paywall yet

tfw touched the Trump oven mitt

because I'm mildly salted

and I know I know "support the cause" and "the content is really good"

the content is aight

I just think it's a shitty business practice of them to ignore my emails because they don't want to say no to me

I'd rather them be upfront with me and be like "yeah unfortunately we can't get you an oven mitt"

always wondered what kinda person actually emails ecelebs

didnt know you were being ignored

fuck that

he emailed me first, dipshit, lmao

if you cant expect customer support for a paying service then why pay

like dude sent me a personal email and then responded the first time

im trolling you because it's funny how much you care about this don't mind me fam

i subscribed and didn't get a mitt either

then didn't respond to my response to his response

same

but wall subbed before they stopped offering

also I threw you a dale gribble for the trolling equivalent of "I was only pretending to be retarded"

yeah that's my only issue is I threw my subscription down immediately and even attempted to sub multiple times (which Svenpai obviously noticed because he sent me an email detailing that) and then I was just kind of ignored and my refund didn't process until seveal days later

>explaining your reaction emojis

I know I'm retarded, you don't have to tell me

lmao

come down to Charlottesville and win someone's mitt in a duel

more like kikesville amiright

I'm gonna win your mitt in a duel

pros: duels are cool and fun
cons: you might die

are you kidding me

how is that a con

true

http://www.newobserveronline.com/2017/08/us-white-birth-rate-boost-majority-of.html

being the autistic shit that I am