Message from @Dirk

Discord ID: 425748554645241866


2018-03-20 20:09:34 UTC  

Yeah I’d like to

2018-03-20 20:09:42 UTC  

I wrote a few things for the mighty lighthouse

2018-03-20 20:09:45 UTC  

Highly trained with krav maga

2018-03-20 20:10:05 UTC  

Fuck I never wanna hear that term again

2018-03-20 20:10:08 UTC  

I can pull a penny out of your pocket under 2 seconds

2018-03-20 20:10:12 UTC  

My Krav Maga phase was peak cringe

2018-03-20 20:11:14 UTC  

isnt it just for disarming people

2018-03-20 20:11:22 UTC  

Out here in Tel Aviv smokin' big cigars

2018-03-20 20:11:29 UTC  

smokin BIG DICKS

2018-03-20 20:11:29 UTC  

Yeah pretty much

2018-03-20 20:11:39 UTC  

I’m sure it’s effective but there’s such limited sparring

2018-03-20 20:11:52 UTC  

Big ol' schmigahs

2018-03-20 20:11:55 UTC  

I’ve been in fights since and found the techniques fairly difficult to apply

2018-03-20 20:12:11 UTC  

I’m probably just bad at fighting though

2018-03-20 20:12:14 UTC  

Open hand strikes are the only useful thing

2018-03-20 20:12:20 UTC  

Best martial arts for irl fights are boxing and american wrestling

2018-03-20 20:12:29 UTC  

Wrestling and BJJ

2018-03-20 20:12:32 UTC  

Mike tyson striked with his palm sometimes

2018-03-20 20:12:35 UTC  

Either one is great

2018-03-20 20:12:43 UTC  

never seen mike do that

2018-03-20 20:12:45 UTC  

send clips now

2018-03-20 20:13:05 UTC  

When he was punching the "back of the head" with hooks

2018-03-20 20:13:35 UTC  

actually though, anyone here good with after effects?

2018-03-20 20:13:41 UTC  

No sorry

2018-03-20 20:13:55 UTC  

sheet

2018-03-20 20:13:57 UTC  

Theres a party today at our place

2018-03-20 20:14:03 UTC  

Gonna be some yung qts

2018-03-20 20:14:03 UTC  

Where at

2018-03-20 20:14:08 UTC  

Should i talk with them

2018-03-20 20:14:16 UTC  

Im working for them tho lol

2018-03-20 20:14:24 UTC  

Gonna maek bizza

2018-03-20 20:14:32 UTC  

You should do it

2018-03-20 20:14:41 UTC  

If you work in a restaurant I mean

2018-03-20 20:14:47 UTC  

Everyone’s fucking each other anyway

2018-03-20 20:14:53 UTC  

talk with them if your work is done

2018-03-20 20:14:56 UTC  

dont be that dude

2018-03-20 20:15:03 UTC  

who ditches his work

2018-03-20 20:16:06 UTC  

The true way to a womans heart

2018-03-20 20:16:17 UTC  

make her food

2018-03-20 20:16:20 UTC  

Is an incision down the rib cage

2018-03-20 20:16:24 UTC  

damn