anything printable

can do

U know this is going in there

I’m @Dirk and I’ve been a professional _____ for many years. Please fill out this two page questionnaire that I’ve developed that will greatly assist me in inflicted maximum psychological damage to you, and by extension, your loved ones.

Inflicting*

lmfao

Behind the scenes of the Jewish Axe Gang

Notorious JAG leader Sega poses with his axe

@Autisticus_Maximus do you want to do a spread

“We have to look tough here on the streets of Tel Aviv, but we’re all really great guys once you get to know us.”

lmfaooooo

Yeah I’d like to

I wrote a few things for the mighty lighthouse

Highly trained with krav maga

Fuck I never wanna hear that term again

I can pull a penny out of your pocket under 2 seconds

My Krav Maga phase was peak cringe

isnt it just for disarming people

Out here in Tel Aviv smokin' big cigars

smokin BIG DICKS

Yeah pretty much

I’m sure it’s effective but there’s such limited sparring

Big ol' schmigahs

I’ve been in fights since and found the techniques fairly difficult to apply

I’m probably just bad at fighting though

Open hand strikes are the only useful thing

Best martial arts for irl fights are boxing and american wrestling

Wrestling and BJJ

Mike tyson striked with his palm sometimes

Either one is great

never seen mike do that

send clips now

When he was punching the "back of the head" with hooks

actually though, anyone here good with after effects?

No sorry

sheet

Theres a party today at our place

Gonna be some yung qts

Where at

Should i talk with them