Salem witch trials round 2 when

iguanas are the actual worst pet

lizards of any kind are a chore

i don't trust any creature that pisses solid material and requires a heatlamp to live

i don't trust any creature

i learned my lesson

Hey bud, if the tempurature fluctuates above or below 5 degress than my blood

lizards are nothing but stress

I die

So fuck you

and you gotta feed them bugs

very cool!

fuck you

I wanna get a rat after that sam hyde insta post

>I'm sane

you're fucked, guy

>paying money for that

But really, i was inserting them into my anus

I love the feeling of them chewing through my lower intestine

i have a pet dragon

that i have to keep a secret from my parents,

Is it invisible to them

Your parents need to see that dragon before it gets too big

i know...

Then ur fukkd

*not sure if this is a metaphor for an actual problem or if youre just joking*

This one goes out to your doggo @Deleted User https://open.spotify.com/track/1Mr2kKCz12rtY2oR6Ph3bh?si=qxX2G0InTjiMP82DKDDEbg

Giddy up

Reading up on 9/11, guys

Apparantly there was an explosion in the basement of the first buidling just before the first plane hit

Mighty suspicious

The basement held over a trillion dollars

And nazi gold

It was a bank heist

Greatest bank heist ever pulled

Hehehe

Ocean's 9/11

Watching jumper footage right now

Should be in guiness book of world records