Yeah

its because opposite side of the world

so its opposite day

Always

Usually I face the damn wall

I sleep on the right side of my bed

My dad sleeps on the left side of his

Both are the sides furthest from the door

Same

sacrificing the woman

I just got used to facing the wall I guess

Human shield

Can always get a new bitch

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U shouldn't sleep in a bed w/ ur dad anyway

It's unnatural

Bible said that

I used to have a queen sized against the wall and i slept in a pile in the corner

those were the days

Take the floor pill

beds are cool

Futon like a Nippon jap

bought mines on amazon, comes rolled up like a tube

My grandfather owned a mattress factory

I sleep closest to the door

I used to help making them when i was younger

nip POOOOOOOOOOOOOON

It’s so fucking lols how afraid of dogs Indianas are

Indians*

Take the pitbull pill

indian or native american

😂

dot or feather

Dot

Native Americans aren’t afraid of dogs lol

So funny having grown ass men come to my house TERRIFIED of my ten year old slow ass dog

i can confirm this. they will switch sides of the road that they're walking on just to avoid my dog

isn't that a religious thing though?

like they think dogs are dirty

@everyone if someone doesn't get in vc right now i'm gonna start screamin

shut up