oh shit, new hydewars

or chrush 500 rather

oh

>april fools

Hey. A quick question for those of you with a double bed. Which side do you sleep on?

youre supposed to sleep on the side closest to the door if you are male

@Dedenga

Huh

Neither my father or I do that

to defend mlady if a break in

rly?

Yeah

its because opposite side of the world

so its opposite day

Always

Usually I face the damn wall

I sleep on the right side of my bed

My dad sleeps on the left side of his

Both are the sides furthest from the door

Same

sacrificing the woman

I just got used to facing the wall I guess

Human shield

Can always get a new bitch

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U shouldn't sleep in a bed w/ ur dad anyway

It's unnatural

Bible said that

I used to have a queen sized against the wall and i slept in a pile in the corner

those were the days

Take the floor pill

beds are cool

Futon like a Nippon jap

bought mines on amazon, comes rolled up like a tube

My grandfather owned a mattress factory

I sleep closest to the door

I used to help making them when i was younger

nip POOOOOOOOOOOOOON

It’s so fucking lols how afraid of dogs Indianas are

Indians*

Take the pitbull pill