I walk into Youtube headquarters

Classical guitar in hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy1v-u_xO0Y

Start playing this with a big sombrero

sleepy mexican style

A big crowd appears in mysterious awe

They wait my next move

"you've demonetized the wrong mtg pack opening channel"

I pull out my double uzis

I see there, in the distance

Wojiznkski CEO of YT

Inbetween us is a crowd

I mow them all down, every single wide mouthed low test beta cuck

Every single stinking tranny

I finally reach her, *gun clicks*

*click* *click* *click*

out of ammo

We get into a dragon ball Z like fight

Roundhouse kick to her jaw *WHACK*

jabs and hooks

I beat her into a jelly

She looks like a pile of wet mud on the floor

The colour pink

"I didn't want this"

"but i was in a self defense situation"

I walk over to the grand piano in the lobby

I sit down

And play this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3WiNfGOyUk

*Tears run down my face*

"I will always remember you Nasim..."

whats with the namedropping of h3h3 in sams youtube shooting response video?

imo sam cannot stop his bullshit

i don't know why sam felt a need to respond to that shooting so quick but you know

not release hydewars once a month

Yee yee

uwu

welcome to MDE, how gay are ya?

How bigs ya penis

oh boy we schism now