Message from @CrystalKnight

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2018-04-05 06:15:15 UTC  

when i'm at youtube headquearters

2018-04-05 06:16:14 UTC  

@Deleted User okay that makes sense, i know Joe saw Paradigm Shift so I assumed he recognized Sam

2018-04-05 06:16:32 UTC  

yeah, it's just a good edit

2018-04-05 06:17:08 UTC  

though this reminds me, i was wearing my shooter shirt and i went into where i work with it on and my manager pointed to it and said, "isn't that that guy who killed all those kids?"

2018-04-05 06:17:32 UTC  

"your kids are next"

2018-04-05 06:18:08 UTC  

*your boss proceeds to yell in anger and rush at you*

2018-04-05 06:18:21 UTC  

*you're just standing there, looking at him menacingly*

2018-04-05 06:18:42 UTC  

"NO BOSS NO!"

2018-04-05 06:18:52 UTC  

*coworkers rush to hold him back*

2018-04-05 06:19:11 UTC  

"LET ME GO!"

2018-04-05 06:19:14 UTC  

"it's just a prank"

2018-04-05 06:19:41 UTC  

"That was a clone"

2018-04-05 06:19:58 UTC  

"that was a hologram"

2018-04-05 06:20:24 UTC  

I walk into Youtube headquarters

2018-04-05 06:20:32 UTC  

Classical guitar in hand

2018-04-05 06:20:43 UTC  

Start playing this with a big sombrero

2018-04-05 06:20:51 UTC  

sleepy mexican style

2018-04-05 06:21:34 UTC  

A big crowd appears in mysterious awe

2018-04-05 06:21:43 UTC  

They wait my next move

2018-04-05 06:23:05 UTC  

"you've demonetized the wrong mtg pack opening channel"

2018-04-05 06:25:51 UTC  

I pull out my double uzis

2018-04-05 06:26:07 UTC  

I see there, in the distance

2018-04-05 06:26:19 UTC  

Wojiznkski CEO of YT

2018-04-05 06:26:30 UTC  

Inbetween us is a crowd

2018-04-05 06:26:59 UTC  

I mow them all down, every single wide mouthed low test beta cuck

2018-04-05 06:27:09 UTC  

Every single stinking tranny

2018-04-05 06:27:33 UTC  

I finally reach her, *gun clicks*

2018-04-05 06:27:42 UTC  

*click* *click* *click*

2018-04-05 06:27:47 UTC  

out of ammo

2018-04-05 06:28:15 UTC  

We get into a dragon ball Z like fight

2018-04-05 06:28:29 UTC  

Roundhouse kick to her jaw *WHACK*

2018-04-05 06:28:38 UTC  

jabs and hooks

2018-04-05 06:28:48 UTC  

I beat her into a jelly

2018-04-05 06:29:11 UTC  

She looks like a pile of wet mud on the floor

2018-04-05 06:29:16 UTC  

The colour pink

2018-04-05 06:29:45 UTC  

"I didn't want this"

2018-04-05 06:29:56 UTC  

"but i was in a self defense situation"

2018-04-05 06:30:12 UTC  

I walk over to the grand piano in the lobby

2018-04-05 06:30:17 UTC  

I sit down

2018-04-05 06:30:29 UTC  

And play this song