This one goes out to Alec @Deleted User

hi youtube my name is katie and i like to fuck strangers

@Deleted User

Hey, stunad. I'm talkin' to ya!

@pd you betta watch your fuckin' step pd

How many times have I saved your ass and done nuttin' but good?

Don't get comfortable there tough guy

We don't take the tings you's say around here lightly

@Deleted User

Listen here, pipsqueak. You got 5 seconds to get outta my face or I'm gonna put your balls in a vice. Capisce?

Ey oh, ey what's with the fucckin hair piece! *hand gestures*

Haha look at this bozo

Eh Tony, gettalodathisguy

Comin' around here lookin' like a fookkin cah salesman

Ain't that right keshtrel

Mamma mia, you got the kapootz comin into my neighborhood causing trouble eh?

Listen kid why don't you take a hike and say hi to your mom' for me eh?

Tell her I liked the lasagna capiche? *slaps cheek*

A family reunion with my family is a bunch of old fat short italian men in wife beaters

its the best

then we play bocce

for those who don't know what bocce is

My mother's maiden name family all have super Italian first and last names

It's pretty funny

Ours are all English out of nowhere

Dude I have some top shelf italian family

Is bocce Italian?

I didn't know that I guess it makes sense

It's a beer and wine BBQ sport

Watch your mouth, or I'mma turn your face into gabagool, eh?

Listen pauly eat a fukkin piesa pizza

Have something to drink

sit down and relax

whattaya gotta do get all angry here for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syc78JzHGTs

*plays in the backround*

Bippity boppity where's the ravioli

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgrj4TZxwkU

here's something siciliano for you mangia cake @pd

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mangiacake