Mamma mia, you got the kapootz comin into my neighborhood causing trouble eh?

Listen kid why don't you take a hike and say hi to your mom' for me eh?

Tell her I liked the lasagna capiche? *slaps cheek*

A family reunion with my family is a bunch of old fat short italian men in wife beaters

its the best

then we play bocce

for those who don't know what bocce is

My mother's maiden name family all have super Italian first and last names

It's pretty funny

Ours are all English out of nowhere

Dude I have some top shelf italian family

Is bocce Italian?

I didn't know that I guess it makes sense

It's a beer and wine BBQ sport

Watch your mouth, or I'mma turn your face into gabagool, eh?

Listen pauly eat a fukkin piesa pizza

Have something to drink

sit down and relax

whattaya gotta do get all angry here for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syc78JzHGTs

*plays in the backround*

Bippity boppity where's the ravioli

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgrj4TZxwkU

here's something siciliano for you mangia cake @pd

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mangiacake

Haha didn't know it was specifically italian canadian

unmute me nyuka

and not american

Dave: "Yum! Kraft peanut butter and jam sandwiches on Wonderbread and a Coke and Twinkie" for lunch. I've been hungry since my usual double-double coffee and 3 Tim Horton's donuts from this morning. I can't wait to get home and have a Schneider's honey glazed ham and McCaines frozen cake."


Mario: "Dave. Oh. Don't be such a mangiacake. I got a mortadella, tomato and provolone on a pannino and escarole salad. Why don't you come over to my moms and try some of her pasta al forno with veal and dad's homemade sausage and wine."

The absolute state of white canadians was disgusting

unbog me

<:bogged:424795091698188289>

you can't be unbogged dirk

how i become unbogged

elaborate nigga

If you use butter to cook, versus extra virgin olive oil, then you are a mangiacake.

If your pasta sauce is from a jar branded as Ragu, Prego, etc, then you are a mangiacake.

If you pronounce Bruschetta as "broo-sh-edda", you are a mangiacake.

.italian-candian

Hah

Canadian

Do you guys have your own version of the sopranos too?