you'll get shunned

more than that she'll just say no

I just realized how gay what i'd typed was so i turned it into a shitpost

Im 18 idk how old she is

you've only talked to her once you say

Yeah

zuck is testifying rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w-6SfpCKgM

hes not testifying he didnt take the legally binding oath

this is fake

That was like 4 months ago but she approached me as if she liked me

I havent been trying to get a gf but i kinda want to go to prom, thats why the wait

He looks so weird

zuckerb0rg thijnkin about defecting to china and punking all these fags

if you feel like you've got a shot dont hesitate

his real name isnt zuckerberg spoilers

Zuckerberg moves to china and improves the communist parties data collecting capabilities

his value is superficial

there are infinite coders and networkers available who are better than him

they called him a witness

he is under oath???

he may or may not be held hostage by whoever took over '

This is all dumb anyways

no

no oath

Zucc dindu nuffin

yes

People accepted that shit themselves

Zuckerberg wearing a cock ring that detonates if his hostage takers don't take kindly to what he says

I agree

its all in the TOS nigga

If they didnt want their data used, why tf did they make a facebook account

Its no wonder that you can use the search engine to see publically displayed shit

Imagine walking down times square with a carboard that had your social insurance number

Name and address

Then complain about getting your identity stolen

Lol

This is all because muh hillary tears

That data company helped republicans

^