this is fake

That was like 4 months ago but she approached me as if she liked me

I havent been trying to get a gf but i kinda want to go to prom, thats why the wait

He looks so weird

zuckerb0rg thijnkin about defecting to china and punking all these fags

if you feel like you've got a shot dont hesitate

his real name isnt zuckerberg spoilers

Zuckerberg moves to china and improves the communist parties data collecting capabilities

his value is superficial

there are infinite coders and networkers available who are better than him

they called him a witness

he is under oath???

he may or may not be held hostage by whoever took over '

This is all dumb anyways

no

no oath

Zucc dindu nuffin

yes

People accepted that shit themselves

Zuckerberg wearing a cock ring that detonates if his hostage takers don't take kindly to what he says

I agree

its all in the TOS nigga

If they didnt want their data used, why tf did they make a facebook account

Its no wonder that you can use the search engine to see publically displayed shit

Imagine walking down times square with a carboard that had your social insurance number

Name and address

Then complain about getting your identity stolen

Lol

This is all because muh hillary tears

That data company helped republicans

^

Even though they did a shitty job apparently

They were bluffing

they were a cut-rate operation

there are bigger ones that are still operating

they just happened to be the one repubs like bannon invested in or threw contracts at

because it was a blindspot

so now theyre going full shlong "NO MORE BLINDSPOTS" policy disguised as "privacy reform"

So weird

Clownville population democrats

lol now zucc plays the victim