https://pastebin.com/rqJqGNsT

yearly posting

i didn't write this, but i wish i did.

https://youtu.be/ab6VHqHHYFs classic video

The New Jim Crow is now trying to rap without admitting that they want to suck some gorilla cock, and Jimmy boy ain't budging. The Adventures of Huck Finn 2 is written, and black people are called faggots in it and this time, Mark Twain ain't there to save 'em if you know what i'm saying, nigga.

@CSPAN I just read the first 2 paragraphs of that and I'm fucking lost

skip on down to the part for black ppl then

If you're black, disregard everything I've said up until now. Okay, my black people - you can tune in: I repeat: the following is for the black audience: Pull your pants up. Kendrick Lamar is making money off of your ignorance. What you want to do is get up, go to the ballot box on Election Day, and vote for Donald Fitzgerald Trump. You need to push a lever that says "Donald Trump" and then vote again by writing "Donald Trump" in the write-in category. If all goes according to plan, two things are gonna happen. The first thing that's going to happen is that Bone Thugs N Harmony is going to be considered hate music. We finally institute an equal rights law - the civil rights for white people that says "Niggas Can't Say Nigga" - and what's going to happen is that white people are going to say nigga. A lot.

Lmao I'm gonna read it

i re-read this maybe twice a year and it fills me with inner fire

Don't look away from what's uncomfortable, approach it knowing that the subjective experience of pain is not a reflection of the truth until the truth is a reflection of the subjective experience of pain.

Fuck

tfw just fell down the stairs

Rip

Sup

went to Panda Express at 9:30 pm... no rice left

for the first time in 1.5 years I go and this happens with an hour left

wtf

rice is a staple for their customers dishes

Probably sent some dumbarse out to go buy a bag

does rice contain soy?

bruh wt the fuck....

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*don't*

*do?*

*no dude*

*okay man sorry*

Hey guys, what's going o-

have you ever had one of those days where your dick neurons never turn on and then some fagg posts a ladys ass and it fuckin activates parts of ur brain you were perfectly happy not attending to

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it'll happen to you, too

Like, you don't get hard during the day but then you get turned on by a picture of a hot lady?

yeah basically like

don't even think about ur little dick for hours

then you see some tits

and you're done

Sorry to disappoint, dude. But I'm always thinking about tits

like have you ever had a day where you don't think about sex or girls at all and then you see something arousing and you can literally start to feel your own dick in your pants

that can and will destroy your productivity

Go fuck your girl for a reset, dude