Sup

went to Panda Express at 9:30 pm... no rice left

for the first time in 1.5 years I go and this happens with an hour left

wtf

rice is a staple for their customers dishes

Probably sent some dumbarse out to go buy a bag

does rice contain soy?

bruh wt the fuck....

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*don't*

*do?*

*no dude*

*okay man sorry*

Hey guys, what's going o-

have you ever had one of those days where your dick neurons never turn on and then some fagg posts a ladys ass and it fuckin activates parts of ur brain you were perfectly happy not attending to

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it'll happen to you, too

Like, you don't get hard during the day but then you get turned on by a picture of a hot lady?

yeah basically like

don't even think about ur little dick for hours

then you see some tits

and you're done

Sorry to disappoint, dude. But I'm always thinking about tits

like have you ever had a day where you don't think about sex or girls at all and then you see something arousing and you can literally start to feel your own dick in your pants

that can and will destroy your productivity

Go fuck your girl for a reset, dude

yeah yeah yeah we've been together more than 10 years how often do you think we fuck

Oh

Unlucky

That isn't uncommon though

we'd have sex more often but we have a housemate so it limits our options

Well you've had it so you're beating me

yeah like that's what i'm saying though

you're gonna get older and your dick is gonna calm down a lot

and then you can be very clear and productive until someone reminds you that you have a dick and you wanna put it in holes

it's kind of paradoxical because if you're jerking off all the time you're desensitizing yourself

and if you refrain from jerking it you are working against your own impulses and desensitizing yourself to your own drives in that way, but also making yourself more-than-normally sensitive

it's like you may forget what another persons touch feels like after years of never being touched and you may not notice yourself being any worse off for it

dude shut up!!

but when you are touched it really jolts you