lmao

Who posted that

Why do you think we invaded an entire subcontinent?

idk but we threw that shit off a pier

Smooth brain move

😦

football headed smooth brain

black coffee is fuckin god juice

nah man

i get this gay shit with my tongue like

Coffee is gross

my tongue is not dry but it feels dry right

idk

yeah drink water nigger

nah dude

i always drink water with me coffee

water dont do shit

the only way for me to shake it

Gallon a day

is to brush my teeth

i drink like 3 liters of water a day because im a g

Your piss should be clear

maybe ur coffee sucks

my piss usually has a light yellow tint but mostly clear

sometimes shitty coffee from drive-thrus will leave this silty residue shit in my mouth

Gallon of coffee a day just so you can shit

i should polly drink some wawa

Yeah you should

but it also just sucks basically only being able to drink hot beverages or water

might instead make some chocolate milkies

Fuck you

Don't call it that

<:kissmyass:425575226181419020>

anyone own a pistol

Wouldn't wanna spoil the surprise

Yes

anyone wanna listen to punk rock and chain smoke cigarettes

*hits juul*

alright i'm gonna hit this juul again real quick...

any smokes'll kill ya but these ones will make you feel like it!!!!