I look like a baby bitch

I have to buy some wax for it

I want to pull it straight to the side instead of curling

if you wear a beard long enough people will have no qualms telling you that you look ugly and you need to get the beard back

after you shave

Exactly

its just a perception thing

it definitely looks strange

I think it actually is that I kinda look like shit without it

I look smarmy and pale

sometimes it just adds to your face

i think men almost 100% of the time look better with a beard

name one guy who doesn't look better with facial hair

i'll wait

wait

let me preface that with the fact that it has to be good facial hair

not hydeian

not pube face

Not puke homeless guy beard

I think if done correctly and your test is average its cool

However i like to shave, hopefully every morning

it feels good

Something about the effort

i have no historical evidence to back this up but i'd imagine shaving was popularized as a luxury

and a sign of affluence

same psychology with well maintained head hair

its expensive, time-consuming, etc

Yeah for sure, if you worked in a city you dont want to look like dirty

When i worked as a receptionist i had to shave every morning or i got yelled at for 0.5 millimetres of stubble

It didnt help that my boss was an ex general

When the ceo came around i forgot to stand attention for him once

Holy fuck was that a mistake

Work in north america is nothing compared to turkey

stand at attention for a ceo?

Yeah dude

why

Because you must respect his authority

Different culture man

well i guess we could use more of that here

it's obviously more relaxed, but the same principles are there

respect for superiors, chain of command, all that