😂 😂 😂

Three times for me I think.

🇱 🇴 🇱

Just baptize every year

>How many layers of baptism are you on?
>I dunno 2. Maybe 3.
>Pussy. Watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OceFgel7BVI

here is my god

😬 😬 😬

😂

First was when I was a baby and then again when I was a bit older

It's for protection

From ghosts

👻 👻

😱

Dang. What denom?

Cleansed of demons

👹

👺 👺

🙀

My father used to think I let demons in the house when I listened to metallica

🤘 🤘

>Listening to LITERALLY SATAN

shame on u

now you just let boomers in

☝

fucking boomers

It was pretty extreme.

stupid ass boomers hated skateboarding, rock music and anything slightly extreme

Everytime I'd light a candle he'd ask if I was having a seance

boomers are nuts. On one side you have liberal hippies, on the otherside you have "X, Y, and Z are satanic because da pastor said so!!!1"

*H E H*

🕯️🤔 😂 😂

now white kids are weak af

Bing bing

bing bing haha

When I get kids, they get a daily cigar burn. Just to toughen em up

>not putting your kid through a meat grinder

They get a weight belt slap to the face if they're bad

I'm spanking my kids

With a paddle

that's if you can even make kids buddy