First was when I was a baby and then again when I was a bit older

It's for protection

From ghosts

👻 👻

😱

Dang. What denom?

Cleansed of demons

👹

👺 👺

🙀

My father used to think I let demons in the house when I listened to metallica

🤘 🤘

>Listening to LITERALLY SATAN

shame on u

now you just let boomers in

☝

fucking boomers

It was pretty extreme.

stupid ass boomers hated skateboarding, rock music and anything slightly extreme

Everytime I'd light a candle he'd ask if I was having a seance

boomers are nuts. On one side you have liberal hippies, on the otherside you have "X, Y, and Z are satanic because da pastor said so!!!1"

*H E H*

🕯️🤔 😂 😂

now white kids are weak af

Bing bing

bing bing haha

When I get kids, they get a daily cigar burn. Just to toughen em up

>not putting your kid through a meat grinder

They get a weight belt slap to the face if they're bad

I'm spanking my kids

With a paddle

that's if you can even make kids buddy

Believe me, I will ; )

come back to reality

Pussy. While you were spanking your kids with a paddle, I was using the blade. *tips fedora

Oh I forgot, they're gonna grow kids in domes

Who keeps reacting to my shit with emojis

Stop

Right now

They will grow kids in underground tunnels. The world will be run by women and a few select men will be let out of the FEMA death camps for mandatory mating and pleasure sessions.

@randy <:chad:424569331179978763>