Message from @Deleted User

Discord ID: 448530941334257674


2018-05-22 15:56:17 UTC  

"Yes, please believe that and don't come here. Thank you," typed the child of upper-middle-class suburbanites from his bedroom in the basement of his lifelong Democrat-voting parents' McMansion deep in the heart of their gated community.

An official Rick and Morty^TM lava lamp, the room's only source of illumination barring the light from his multiple monitor setup, cast a faint blue glow over his surroundings, barely enough to make out the silhouettes of the piles of empty Doritos^TM bags and Mountain Dew^TM bottles that took up whatever space on the floor that wasn't already occupied by semen-encrusted clothing or shrines to various anime characters.

"California 4th largest GDP in the world," he added.

His lips, until now turned up in a tight, smug smile, parted to allow him to take another hit of Dank OG Krizzush from his limited edition Bob Marley Rasta-Mon^TM bong. Coughing violently as he exhaled acrid-smelling smoke, he turned his attention back to the post he was about to make on the Reddit-based fansite of an internet Tuvian throat-singing forum.

He clicked "Save." He lay back in his $800 HyperX^TM gaming chair with satisfaction, his task complete; his comment sped through the information highway and would soon be transmitted to the optic nerves of his enemy by way of a small orange mail icon. Another racist drumpf-supporting alt-righter completely and utterly 'bee-tee-eff-oh'. Soon it would be five-thirty, and his mother would call him for dinner. He had asked for chicken tenders.

*What an excellent end to a productive day,* he thought.

2018-05-22 16:06:03 UTC  

Hey guys I’m drinking my coffee

2018-05-22 16:06:09 UTC  

So please for a few minutes

2018-05-22 16:06:19 UTC  

No talkie ☕️

2018-05-22 16:06:46 UTC  

Your coffee is poo

2018-05-22 16:06:56 UTC  

Okay that’s not true

2018-05-22 16:22:53 UTC  

fags

2018-05-22 16:27:25 UTC  

If you speak with anyone who, having seen the movie, disagrees with that statement you are legally allowed to murder them, because they are obviously not a real human being. While it normally can be said that I am the very embodiment of the phrase 'long\-winded', this will be an exception, because even I, blessed with my great brainpower, can barely comprehend what I am feeling right now. Imagine refining *awesomeness* to its purest form, as some kind of liquid, and then injecting it directly into your eyeballs. That is almost coming close to barely approaching what watching Nacho Libre is like. In fact, I don't think anything will ever be funny to me again. I'll just be a lifeless shell of a person, unable to laugh because of the constant mental comparison of all things "funny" to Nacho Libre. While I may never laugh again, the empty husk that will be my unmoving body will carry a* broad gri*n until the end of time, and it will be so powerful a smile of pure joy that its power will create an indent in the very air around it permanently, so that long after my body has turned to dust and blown away, a faint ripple in the air, easily identifiable as a smile, will remain beyond even the end of the world, to the time when intergalactic war eliminates all matter from the universe. And still, my floating smile will sit in space, comprised now of pure happiness as an energy rather than substance. God will need to create the next universe far away, lest his precious creations drift into my immovable smile and be torn asunder on it by their own momentum.

2018-05-22 16:33:00 UTC  

pussy cream

2018-05-22 16:45:34 UTC  

man reading through the chat messages in the last 12 hrs it’s obvious that the “new” book club server is cancer lol

2018-05-22 16:45:49 UTC  

this place is much more chill

2018-05-22 16:57:30 UTC  

gee you think

2018-05-22 16:58:12 UTC  

Whats the charls stream server like?

2018-05-22 16:58:26 UTC  

Gay

2018-05-22 16:58:32 UTC  

Awww

2018-05-22 16:58:59 UTC  

They only let in people who watch the stream

2018-05-22 16:59:04 UTC  

Super anal

2018-05-22 17:00:18 UTC  

Is that like 3 people or wat

2018-05-22 17:01:46 UTC  

They have a decent amount of ppl

2018-05-22 17:01:49 UTC  

They're just gay

2018-05-22 17:03:03 UTC  

Charls is a cute boi tho :3

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/448531249007558677/rip_charls.png

2018-05-22 17:03:45 UTC  

Gross

2018-05-22 17:25:43 UTC  

hmu in vc if ur not scared

2018-05-22 17:41:04 UTC  
2018-05-22 18:24:58 UTC  

The constant bullshit that happens after terrorism attacks pisses me off because it does nothing

2018-05-22 18:25:34 UTC  

Love not hate 😭

2018-05-22 18:30:20 UTC  

@everyone

2018-05-22 18:30:22 UTC  

GOOD LUCK!

2018-05-22 18:32:54 UTC  

you are rarted

2018-05-22 18:33:06 UTC  

Wtf i invested in desert landscapes 😡

2018-05-22 18:35:06 UTC  

>456797
BIG NOSE TRIBE DIE BY RED FLOWER TO QUICKLY
BIG NOSE TRIBE NOT ADD UP
BIG NOSE TRIBE STEAL ROCKS FOR BEAR MEAT
BIG NOSE TRIBE DESERVE IT

2018-05-22 18:46:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/448557354225631232/1504028454145.jpg

2018-05-22 18:56:32 UTC  

timestamp

2018-05-22 18:56:43 UTC  

Do any of you use /fringe/ in 8ch

2018-05-22 18:56:52 UTC  

It's cozy

2018-05-22 18:58:16 UTC  

Ah