Message from @Dark Nate
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yeah
***nice***
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i first started going on /b/ in 2004
Coolio
no bro
Despacito is not just a “song” but an experience, concrete proof of the existence of a higher being, a reason to wake up in the morning, a mark of evolution of the human race. Despacito was written by intergalactic spacefaring civilizations long ago, and delivered to earth via meteorite. Despacito 2 will come soon, and my hypothesis will be put to the test: that emergence of Despacito is not a mark of human evolution, but the next level of human advancement itself.
听你小前青春期脓包，我不知道你是否知道这一点，但我的整体味道和音乐知识比你和流行音乐僵尸朋友在你目前的发育阶段可能认出的任何东西都要凉爽和丰富。
你可能会认为查理·普斯和肖恩·门德斯是你们这一代的诗人，他们在低调的流行歌曲中吟诵他们的流行歌曲，并在Youtube上收录喜欢的歌曲，但我得到了你的消息：在YouTube上“被发现”，并不是一代制造。没有数量的自动调谐和电脑化的鼓点将使他们的音乐媲美... ...在九十年代初观看愤怒对抗机器开放的痛苦之家。
一个小小的音乐历史课可能是有序的，因为你需要了解每个艺术家对过去艺术家的联系和联系。我并不是说Imagine Dragons是一种融合了垃圾摇滚的垃圾类型，不会把言语放在我的嘴里，我只是说你可能想做几十年的跳跃看还有什么呢。
通过黑色安息日即兴击面。观看吉姆莫里森的一些youtube剪辑。在Greg Allman果酱的键盘上跳舞。
摇滚不是你的东西？
在Sam Cooke目录中失去自我。用The Cure畅游八十年代，沿着从Depeche Mode到Nine Inch Nails的路线走。研究帕蒂史密斯，尼尔扬和The Clash。
当我在课堂上演奏“野兽男孩”时，请不要滚动你的眼睛，而你要听阿丽亚娜格兰德，并且看着我，就像我有点失去了老雾。我见过公敌和武当氏族，更不用说鲍勃迪伦和保罗西蒙了。当罗林斯乐队让天空变得空空时，我震动了伍德斯托克的魔窟。我在两次单独的巡回赛中看到了Pink Floyd，并且看过Pearl Jam将近十次。
这可能会让你相信我可能对音乐，流行文化和世界现状有所了解，超过了对德雷克和肯德里克拉马尔十二岁的“欣赏”。
我可能已经看到了比整个使用寿命还多的几小时的现场音乐。
我并不是说你的味道是垃圾，而我的是完美的，但我说你的优势态度让你感到尴尬。我知道年轻人认为老年人跛脚是很酷的。我也很年轻，但他们没有告诉你的一件事是，旧的东西本质上并不冷酷。通过的东西影响了现在和未来的一切。越快越好，你可以超越当代前40名，开始连接点，越早你会接触到整个音乐和文化的挂毯。
你有互联网和YouTube。你只需点击一下即可观看女王节目，然后在竞技场或小俱乐部观看涅ana。你是一个能够访问Nina Simone到Morcheeba的音频片段的人，你可以做得比只听最新的Cardi B.歌曲更好。按照从比基尼杀戮到Sleater Kinney的Riot Grrl运动。
这种咆哮等同于威尔逊先生大吼大叫孩子们要脱下他的草坪吗？可能吧，但我慷慨激昂。你对音乐的喜爱可能超过你的朋友认为的酷。挖掘，探索，跟随兔子洞，将Etroott Smith和The Beatles的The Strokes和The Velvet Underground之间的联系。
有一天，你将参加大学派对，你可能会记得这是第一次听到这些名字的声音，我希望你花一点时间感激你的青春期前有一个声音试图引导你从小就朝正确的方向发展。
或者你可以忽略我刚才所说的一切，并按照自己的路线发现自己的声音，因为没有什么比青春更强大也更重要，我可能会从嫉妒的地方写作。
what the fuck man
Amirite
"Yes, please believe that and don't come here. Thank you," typed the child of upper-middle-class suburbanites from his bedroom in the basement of his lifelong Democrat-voting parents' McMansion deep in the heart of their gated community.
An official Rick and Morty^TM lava lamp, the room's only source of illumination barring the light from his multiple monitor setup, cast a faint blue glow over his surroundings, barely enough to make out the silhouettes of the piles of empty Doritos^TM bags and Mountain Dew^TM bottles that took up whatever space on the floor that wasn't already occupied by semen-encrusted clothing or shrines to various anime characters.
"California 4th largest GDP in the world," he added.
His lips, until now turned up in a tight, smug smile, parted to allow him to take another hit of Dank OG Krizzush from his limited edition Bob Marley Rasta-Mon^TM bong. Coughing violently as he exhaled acrid-smelling smoke, he turned his attention back to the post he was about to make on the Reddit-based fansite of an internet Tuvian throat-singing forum.
He clicked "Save." He lay back in his $800 HyperX^TM gaming chair with satisfaction, his task complete; his comment sped through the information highway and would soon be transmitted to the optic nerves of his enemy by way of a small orange mail icon. Another racist drumpf-supporting alt-righter completely and utterly 'bee-tee-eff-oh'. Soon it would be five-thirty, and his mother would call him for dinner. He had asked for chicken tenders.
*What an excellent end to a productive day,* he thought.
Hey guys I’m drinking my coffee
So please for a few minutes
No talkie ☕️
Your coffee is poo
Okay that’s not true
fags
If you speak with anyone who, having seen the movie, disagrees with that statement you are legally allowed to murder them, because they are obviously not a real human being. While it normally can be said that I am the very embodiment of the phrase 'long\-winded', this will be an exception, because even I, blessed with my great brainpower, can barely comprehend what I am feeling right now. Imagine refining *awesomeness* to its purest form, as some kind of liquid, and then injecting it directly into your eyeballs. That is almost coming close to barely approaching what watching Nacho Libre is like. In fact, I don't think anything will ever be funny to me again. I'll just be a lifeless shell of a person, unable to laugh because of the constant mental comparison of all things "funny" to Nacho Libre. While I may never laugh again, the empty husk that will be my unmoving body will carry a* broad gri*n until the end of time, and it will be so powerful a smile of pure joy that its power will create an indent in the very air around it permanently, so that long after my body has turned to dust and blown away, a faint ripple in the air, easily identifiable as a smile, will remain beyond even the end of the world, to the time when intergalactic war eliminates all matter from the universe. And still, my floating smile will sit in space, comprised now of pure happiness as an energy rather than substance. God will need to create the next universe far away, lest his precious creations drift into my immovable smile and be torn asunder on it by their own momentum.
man reading through the chat messages in the last 12 hrs it’s obvious that the “new” book club server is cancer lol
this place is much more chill
gee you think
Whats the charls stream server like?
Gay
Awww
They only let in people who watch the stream
Super anal
Is that like 3 people or wat
They have a decent amount of ppl
They're just gay
Gross
hmu in vc if ur not scared
The constant bullshit that happens after terrorism attacks pisses me off because it does nothing
Love not hate 😭
@everyone
GOOD LUCK!