Nope but I do like taking my sweet ass time when I get the chance

Well maybe a little, I've just been eating super high protein and the farts have been horrendous so I'm prepped for the worst

I'm going in lads

hugo boss was a nazi

ithought he was just a german who made the styles

and got adopted by the nazis

i could be wrong

in any case, has there literally ever been a better looking line of uniforms?

you should ban yourself for that pic

I Ban Myself Every Night And Unban Myself Every Morning

Guys

We should just brainstorm a bunch of titles for really shitty lefty books

Put mininal effort into writing them

And sell em for like $7 each on amazon

i wouldnt care about the money

id do it just to see how outrageous we could get

without anyone catching on

Its about the ruse

Its like always sunny

then again

god

that one pic

of the "drag queen read along for kids"

you know the one

Yeah

ive had nightmares with that fucking thing in it. i never even dream, let alone have nightmares.

things are already so outrageous, its like

how much more fucked up can you get

We should write a book about a skinwalking demon who one day realizes how terrifying it would be if he could shed his disguise and convince people that he wasnt harming anyone

make that creature the literal illustration for what the demon looks like

as it crawls out of hell

*creature from the book reading

Armies of people thinking they are doing the right thing by defending the beast, feeding their children's souls to help them better understand the poor beast's struggles

And one guy sees the horror, snaps, and puts a bullet in it... but its too late, the kids are all gone...

The crowds tear the man apart

The soulless kids claw eachothers eyes out

They blame the behavior of the children on the evil man, and they pray for another beast