Guys

We should just brainstorm a bunch of titles for really shitty lefty books

Put mininal effort into writing them

And sell em for like $7 each on amazon

i wouldnt care about the money

id do it just to see how outrageous we could get

without anyone catching on

Its about the ruse

Its like always sunny

then again

god

that one pic

of the "drag queen read along for kids"

you know the one

Yeah

ive had nightmares with that fucking thing in it. i never even dream, let alone have nightmares.

things are already so outrageous, its like

how much more fucked up can you get

We should write a book about a skinwalking demon who one day realizes how terrifying it would be if he could shed his disguise and convince people that he wasnt harming anyone

make that creature the literal illustration for what the demon looks like

as it crawls out of hell

*creature from the book reading

Armies of people thinking they are doing the right thing by defending the beast, feeding their children's souls to help them better understand the poor beast's struggles

And one guy sees the horror, snaps, and puts a bullet in it... but its too late, the kids are all gone...

The crowds tear the man apart

The soulless kids claw eachothers eyes out

They blame the behavior of the children on the evil man, and they pray for another beast

nah, they blame the behavior of the children on the trauma inflicted by the sound of a gunshot - a man who owns and carries a gun the TRUE demon

We should all try harder to be better, to be more like ■■■■■■■

"moral of the story, we are all equal, except for people with political views we disagree with, they are the true evil. repeal the 2nd! thanks so much kids, i;ve been your host Vlaknor "Goldie" Goldberg, the mustachiod Princess of Darkness,and now form a line and follow me to the local pizzeria basement!"

Age of consent laws are discrimination against the jewish, i'll have you know...

and people named Sam Hyde, lul

i actually dont know if thats always been a meme or if its actually true

i mean hes def not fucking 12 year olds (presumably)

**coughHACK** its not *pedophilia* you uneduacted bigot

The word for it is called *ephebephilia*

he did do that joke in the standup justafter WP was cancelled

which wasnt a joke

just him railing on Salon