oldfag ;[

"almost thirty years old"

oh ok

i'm 27

we got lots of late 20s ppl in here

tbh i felt weird dating a 21 year old at 28

but nah she was chill

i dont think its weird now....should i?

legit

honest opinions plz

High schools shouls force girls 18 years and up to sit in a segregated section of the lunch room

And unlock the doors for men of varying ages to come in and take advantage of their juvenile minds

...

By reading them books haha what else did you think

i dont think its weird @DisappearHere

devil's advocate; i still fantasize about the one time THEE hot girl in my school, undisputed queen, was walking to gym class alone in front of me and i was walking by myself behind her and she had heels on and tripped, caught her outfit on her bag, landed face first in the hallway and her skirt got totally ripped down to her knees as she was spread eagle on the floor and i could see E V E R Y T H I N G. she screeched and covered herself and when she turned around her flimsy dress thing was so ripped i saw one of her tits as well. she covered herself and screamed something at me and i was totally frozen for like 5 seconds before "MY BAG MY BAG MY BAG" and i lookeddown and her gym bag had scattered down the hall toward me whichi kicked to herand she covered herself with it and ran to the bathroom and HOLY FUCK

holy shit

Damn dude

but i mean

Shoulda ran off with the bag omegalul

more like should have grabbed it and told her i'd give it back....for a price.....

Your life is a poorly written anime

thats seared into my brain forever

like, beyond horrible memory except for awful things normally

but that is an exception

only lasted probably 20 seconds tops but damn

And that, kids

Is how i met your mother

im actually staring off into space a bit

eyes glazed over

Thats a great opportunity to tease her every time you see her from then on

nahhhh i was the shy outcast at my school. the first 3 girls i dated all asked ME out. and, in hindsight, i should have said no. not because "lol gotta be alpha" but because they were all terrible people

how many fucking mde servers do we need?

im awareof this one and the shit one.

are there more now?

@Deleted User this is the good one welcome idiot

i was redirected here from the previous one that was revived from the wasteland one

aka the one that got fucked over by the stupid mods

i have no idea what you're talking about but this is the one with james price in it so

not even mods