Message from @DisappearHere

Discord ID: 453026776344559626


2018-06-04 02:40:11 UTC  

um i mean

2018-06-04 02:40:17 UTC  

damn those jews right guys!!!

2018-06-04 02:41:10 UTC  

👀

2018-06-04 02:41:23 UTC  

Cspan, buddy

2018-06-04 02:42:14 UTC  

don't worry the FBI has already contacted me regarding that comment

2018-06-04 02:42:31 UTC  

i remember thinking when i was like 16 "oh god, the girls at the 'hot girl' lunch table are so hot....too hot...what happens if in like 20 years im still attracted to them!?"

2018-06-04 02:42:56 UTC  

and the answer is; try spending time around the average teenage girl

2018-06-04 02:43:02 UTC  

holy fucking shit are they annoying

2018-06-04 02:43:30 UTC  

when youre the same age you dont realize it

2018-06-04 02:43:36 UTC  

or how cringy you are yourself

2018-06-04 02:44:11 UTC  

but then you grow up and god, theyre fuckin awful

2018-06-04 02:44:55 UTC  

how old are you now

2018-06-04 02:45:05 UTC  

oldfag ;[

2018-06-04 02:45:19 UTC  

"almost thirty years old"

2018-06-04 02:45:25 UTC  

oh ok

2018-06-04 02:45:27 UTC  

i'm 27

2018-06-04 02:45:32 UTC  

we got lots of late 20s ppl in here

2018-06-04 02:45:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/453026507749720075/Screenshot_20180603-224609.jpg

2018-06-04 02:45:56 UTC  

tbh i felt weird dating a 21 year old at 28

2018-06-04 02:46:25 UTC  

but nah she was chill

2018-06-04 02:46:40 UTC  

i dont think its weird now....should i?

2018-06-04 02:46:44 UTC  

legit

2018-06-04 02:46:55 UTC  

honest opinions plz

2018-06-04 02:47:07 UTC  

High schools shouls force girls 18 years and up to sit in a segregated section of the lunch room

2018-06-04 02:47:58 UTC  

And unlock the doors for men of varying ages to come in and take advantage of their juvenile minds

2018-06-04 02:48:19 UTC  

...

2018-06-04 02:48:55 UTC  

By reading them books haha what else did you think

2018-06-04 02:50:42 UTC  

i dont think its weird @DisappearHere

2018-06-04 02:56:33 UTC  

devil's advocate; i still fantasize about the one time THEE hot girl in my school, undisputed queen, was walking to gym class alone in front of me and i was walking by myself behind her and she had heels on and tripped, caught her outfit on her bag, landed face first in the hallway and her skirt got totally ripped down to her knees as she was spread eagle on the floor and i could see E V E R Y T H I N G. she screeched and covered herself and when she turned around her flimsy dress thing was so ripped i saw one of her tits as well. she covered herself and screamed something at me and i was totally frozen for like 5 seconds before "MY BAG MY BAG MY BAG" and i lookeddown and her gym bag had scattered down the hall toward me whichi kicked to herand she covered herself with it and ran to the bathroom and HOLY FUCK

2018-06-04 02:57:09 UTC  

holy shit

2018-06-04 02:57:45 UTC  

Damn dude

2018-06-04 02:58:04 UTC  

but i mean

2018-06-04 02:58:08 UTC  

Shoulda ran off with the bag omegalul

2018-06-04 02:58:53 UTC  

more like should have grabbed it and told her i'd give it back....for a price.....

2018-06-04 02:59:09 UTC  

Your life is a poorly written anime

2018-06-04 02:59:27 UTC  

thats seared into my brain forever

2018-06-04 02:59:50 UTC  

like, beyond horrible memory except for awful things normally

2018-06-04 02:59:55 UTC  

but that is an exception

2018-06-04 03:00:09 UTC  

only lasted probably 20 seconds tops but damn

2018-06-04 03:00:31 UTC  

And that, kids

2018-06-04 03:00:41 UTC  

Is how i met your mother