Message from @Chips

Discord ID: 477839802788610050


2018-08-11 13:54:08 UTC  

oh man

2018-08-11 13:54:26 UTC  

i get so pissed when one of those fuckin things gets in front of me on the road and switches the fucking salt-sprayer on

2018-08-11 13:54:40 UTC  

like thanks asshole i really needed fresh salt getting sprayed at my fucking car

2018-08-11 13:55:15 UTC  

of course in my city we hire the rejects for city jobs

2018-08-11 13:55:28 UTC  

so they don't care about anything

2018-08-11 13:56:05 UTC  

It rarely snows here

2018-08-11 13:56:16 UTC  

Lucky if we get an inch or 2

2018-08-11 13:56:25 UTC  

Cat litter

2018-08-11 13:59:06 UTC  

They use stones here but it fucks ur windshield

2018-08-11 14:02:58 UTC  

Man I'm finna take the Amish pill

2018-08-11 14:03:06 UTC  

Ya

2018-08-11 14:03:08 UTC  

I love when councils hire the dumbest retards for jobs

2018-08-11 14:03:15 UTC  

Ludites sound cool

2018-08-11 14:03:25 UTC  

Sure are

2018-08-11 14:03:30 UTC  

Talk to you you guys later... outlander fuck you

2018-08-11 14:04:15 UTC  

>the plow guy doesn't lower the plow all the way and scrapes snow off a layer of ice

2018-08-11 14:04:17 UTC  

nice

2018-08-11 14:04:34 UTC  

@Deleted User 😘

2018-08-11 14:04:38 UTC  

Just kill the internet already

2018-08-11 14:04:45 UTC  

>the plow guy gouges the shit out of your lawn

2018-08-11 14:04:46 UTC  

And roads.

2018-08-11 14:04:51 UTC  

And schools.

2018-08-11 14:05:02 UTC  

The plow guy doesn't exist

2018-08-11 14:05:11 UTC  

True

2018-08-11 14:05:16 UTC  

Literally, stay off my turf.

2018-08-11 14:05:39 UTC  

I used to drive my old as Acura with Chinese tires straight through the snow

2018-08-11 14:05:40 UTC  

>you live in the city and have street parking

2018-08-11 14:05:51 UTC  

>the plow guy literally buries your car in snow

2018-08-11 14:06:08 UTC  

>plow guy scrapes half the paint off your car door

2018-08-11 14:06:26 UTC  

Plastic tarp

2018-08-11 14:06:27 UTC  

you haven't lived until you spent 45 minutes digging your fucking car out of 4 feet of snow at 7 in the morning

2018-08-11 14:06:39 UTC  

True

2018-08-11 14:06:50 UTC  

i fucked up my chest muscles doing that shit

2018-08-11 14:06:55 UTC  

>forgetting to put your wipers up

2018-08-11 14:06:59 UTC  

Ripped

2018-08-11 14:07:11 UTC  

some people as a business buy cars from down south and bring them up here to sell them

2018-08-11 14:07:20 UTC  

yeah that's a big thing

2018-08-11 14:07:20 UTC  

Hahah

2018-08-11 14:07:21 UTC  

just because of the salt dmg

2018-08-11 14:07:35 UTC  

go down south a bit and drive up clean cars

2018-08-11 14:07:40 UTC  

like having a "florida car" is a big deal