>the plow guy gouges the shit out of your lawn

And roads.

And schools.

The plow guy doesn't exist

True

Literally, stay off my turf.

I used to drive my old as Acura with Chinese tires straight through the snow

>you live in the city and have street parking

>the plow guy literally buries your car in snow

>plow guy scrapes half the paint off your car door

Plastic tarp

you haven't lived until you spent 45 minutes digging your fucking car out of 4 feet of snow at 7 in the morning

True

i fucked up my chest muscles doing that shit

>forgetting to put your wipers up

Ripped

some people as a business buy cars from down south and bring them up here to sell them

yeah that's a big thing

Hahah

just because of the salt dmg

go down south a bit and drive up clean cars

like having a "florida car" is a big deal

sell them for 2-3k more than you paid

oh daym

Is that a Florida car??

aw shit

"damn how is that 10 years old with no rust"

Girl

>the mechanic wants an extra $200 for spending an hour cleaning underneath the car just to be able to see the parts and diagnose it

"it was a florida car"

seeing old cars in good condition in the south is weird as fuck

there are no CRXs left on the road up here but if you go down to florida they're everywhere

Mm I'm going to move to Louisiana

Yes

Bread puddinggg

They have bread pudding at a lot of the diners here

we just serve honey with fried chicken

Oh. Second hand cars

Probably not nearly as good though

The south will rise that biscuit dough again

I wish they'd secede