And I might get drafted for military oof

If you want to get fucked in the ass just come study in Auckland

tfw i'm autistic so i can refuse the military draft

:)))))

New Zealand

Uh oh

can't wait for my roommate to leave so i can go take a big fat ogre shit

mann you gotta let your nuts hang once in a while

go do it

rightn ow

make him sniff it

nah it's a chick and i don't want her to hear the god-defying sounds that are gonna come from my tender asshole

hahaha

understandable then

is she a qt?

she alright

mmm

i see how it is

she does anime cosplay stuff

burn it

she just needs a firm hand

tell her what's right

they took this from you

jesus christ

they're putting a lot of effort into this

this is why it's important to remember to not be a fuckass in here

they can and will find this place and use any excuse they can

The saddest part of that sub is that they genuinly feel a sense of accomplishment in their otherwise bleak and meaningless lives.

they'll never know how many of us are secretly glad it's gone

Exactly lmao

Yeah the comments in one of the posts were talking about how mde fans are triggered snowflakes

actually no self awareness

There are only two downsides to the sub being banned
1. No more HormelCoffee
2. I have to actually keep up with Sams social media to know when he puts out new content.

>new content

Hes doing that fuckin public access show now isnt he

in black and white

yeah sure goy it'll be out right before the videogame

remember to subscribe to HW

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The final acension of the MDE fan is hating Sam

i don't hate sam