Sleep with your finger up your ass, your breakfast will be quick and tasty in the morning

i dont have a stove cause dorm

Eggs and bacon

Ahh shit

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@Deleted User

eggs are good bekfast

learn to fry an egg or poach it

But ya if you can cook something up do like eggs and bacon or like a omlette

https://youtu.be/PJVP0RTRlWE

Cooking an egg is really easy

I’m concerned for you if you cant cook eggs

ive been getting those preboiled prepeeled eggs which are pretty quick

no i can cook eggs

i just dont have a stove

Big ass jar of pickled eggs from Costco or whatever equivilant you have to that

oh LORT i love me some pickled eggs

never had one are they actually good

@Mellisco

hell yeah

That’ll probably cover the salt for the breakfast

i will try some time

eat like two of those bad boys in the morning and you're good all the way until dinner sometimes

What do you plan on eating for the sweet part?

If you want a balanced diet that’s ideal

sweet nothin

You’ll wanna be chugging soda and eating Ritz crackers from dusk til dawn

Dawn til dusk

I drink coke and mentos

All day every day

With pop rocks

Pop rocks diet

Everyone should know how to cook eggs

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1536690258787.jpg

everyone should learn how to cook egg whites

The yolk has lots of good shit in it

Four thousand Israelis were expected to have been working at the World Trade Center on 9-11, yet only one was reported to have died at the complex

this is the picture you referencing

its insane that an insurance company just has 3.5 bn