Message from @wifihermit

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2018-09-23 16:59:48 UTC  

SAF>NRA

2018-09-23 17:00:20 UTC  

All the liberals who hate the NRA are closet pro 2-A

2018-09-23 17:09:38 UTC  
2018-09-23 17:33:22 UTC  

The virgin wage slave vs the chad ornamental hermit

2018-09-23 18:09:43 UTC  

hahaha that's rich

2018-09-23 18:10:19 UTC  

i wonder if any of them were midgets and wore pointy hats

2018-09-23 18:10:28 UTC  

maybe that's where garden gnomes come from

2018-09-23 18:10:37 UTC  

that is actually where garden gnomes come from

2018-09-23 18:10:46 UTC  

people used to hire real guys

2018-09-23 18:10:53 UTC  

then it went out of fashion probably

2018-09-23 18:15:34 UTC  

i think the garden gnome figures are more based on some germanic folklore

2018-09-23 18:15:52 UTC  

but i can imagine the two things conflated

2018-09-23 18:16:30 UTC  

Probably based on dwarves.

2018-09-23 18:17:01 UTC  

In germanic and Nordic paganism they were a “folklore” creature

2018-09-23 18:17:33 UTC  

Who helped the gods forge weapons armor and jewlry

2018-09-23 18:18:03 UTC  

They also stole food

2018-09-23 18:18:42 UTC  

So they would leave beer and porridge to satisfy them

2018-09-23 18:19:18 UTC  

We eat porridge and drink beer traditonally in december because of it

2018-09-23 18:19:54 UTC  

atoms only stay together because an infinite collective of gnomes holds them together (few know this)

2018-09-23 18:20:36 UTC  

absolute lads

2018-09-23 18:21:42 UTC  

oh yeah

2018-09-23 18:21:50 UTC  

isn't that how quantum computing works

2018-09-23 18:22:04 UTC  

yes and above that is the elf dimension, they controll the gnome switchboard

2018-09-23 18:22:45 UTC  

(((elves)))

2018-09-23 18:23:10 UTC  

yeah quantum computers are like slave plantations but for invisible pineal gnomes

2018-09-23 18:23:21 UTC  

massive consequences for human race

2018-09-23 19:20:51 UTC  

What puzzles me the most is when people cut off their nose to spite their faces. Such is the case with the time-honored colored suffixes "oon" and "roon," found in familiar words such as ambassadroon, stewardoon, and sculptroon. Most blacks find it natur al and sensible to add those suffixes onto -nouns such as "aviator" or "waiter." A black who flies an airplane may proudly proclaim, "I'm an aviatroon!" But it would sound silly, if not ridiculous, for a black to say of blerself, "I work as a waiter." On the other hand, who could object to my saying that the lively Ticely Cyson is a great actroon, or that the hilarious Quill Bosby is a great comedioon? You guessed it-authoroons such as Niss Mildred Hempsley and Nrs. Charles White, both of whom angrily reject the appellation "authoroon," deep though its roots are in our language. Nrs. White, perhaps one of the finest poetoons of our day, for some reason insists on being known as a "poet." It leads on to wonder, is Nrs. White ashamed of being black, perhaps? I should hope not. White needs Black, and Black needs White, and neither race should feel ashamed.

2018-09-23 19:52:12 UTC  

“Melania and I pray that you are all inscribed in the Book of Life and hope this period of reflection and repentance leads to a deeper relationship with God. We send our best wishes for a meaningful Yom Kippur and a Gmar Chatima Tova,” the president concluded.

2018-09-23 20:06:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/493513430779559936/1537728641017.png

2018-09-23 20:32:55 UTC  

Wtf is that

2018-09-23 20:50:31 UTC  
2018-09-23 21:09:57 UTC  

thanks

2018-09-23 21:25:38 UTC  

based prisoners

2018-09-23 21:40:59 UTC  

You have to wonder how many unaired scared straight episodes there are

2018-09-23 21:41:13 UTC  

like cut scenes where the prisoners snaps and hits the kid and they have to get the guards

2018-09-23 21:52:45 UTC  

what are you fat niggers up to

2018-09-23 21:56:21 UTC  

Not much