Video games are gay homeboy

@Deleted User you're gay

Nope

@Deleted User It is you who is gay

let me tell you about who it is that is the one who is gay

Vc

@pd vc

Homosex for all

we can all siing the homosexuale

@Dedenga vc

@Deleted User whered u go

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is this that death grips guy i keep hearing about

Nah

tfw you'll never be a fat texan

Guys, should I contact the NYT?

I just saw Brett Kavanaugh at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@Dong 😂

updooted

this copypasta has gotten more believable in the last few months

Lynch the dumpster NPC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zti_508FRrE

H.R. Geiger rocks, Alien rocks, disagree at your risk

Always sunny is funny because all of the charactera are fucking horrible people

Literally no one looks at the show and say "hehe this is literally me n my frens xD"

wrong its cucked

Stop being an edgy faggot who hates things because they're popular

alright I'll stop. I love the show. I can't help but keep the creators views out of it.

stupid, I know

Glazed chicken tenders from McDonald's good but gave me the shits

In 1997, I was married with two beautiful children. One night as I was showering, I heard some rustling in the bush right outside the bathroom window. As I looked out, I saw a man standing there. Quickly, I called to my wife to have her check it out - I'm certainly not man enough to go out there nude. After a short conversation that I couldn't make out due to the sound of the water hitting the floor of the shower, my wife returned. She told me the man was simply watering the flowers - later she told me that he was "watering" the flowers with his penis in hand. His member was sufficient for my wife to leave me, taking my two daughters with her. This man moved my wife and daughters to Baltimore, Maryland. I only know that is where they are because every few months I receive a demand from my now ex-wife for child support payments. The man pissing in my bushes was none other than Brett Kavanaugh.

I dont even know who the creators of the show are tbh

that son of a bitch

"Baby, I talked to your father, and he thinks you should give up your anal virginity to me as a wedding present." I knew exactly what was coming. He produced a gun from somewhere, rolled me over onto my stomach, and put it to the back of my head, I heard a click.

"Listen here little faggot, I will fucking put a bullet in your head if you don't do exactly as I say. Just lay there on the kitchen floor, and the only thing you're allowed to say is 'Not on our wedding night, please god not on our wedding night.' Got it?" He asked me. I nodded my head, started to sob. He proceeded to rape my in my anus for the next few hours, at some point I passed out, and woke up to him raping me in another room in my house, I was happy about this because the tile floor hurt more than the couch I woke up on. I remember screaming from the pain of his erect cock in my asshole, "PLEASE NOT ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT, NOT LIKE THIS, I LOVED YOU." This always made him pump harder. I had to go to the hospital afterwards and the doctor told me that the anal tearing was worse than the kids that Dan Schneider gets his hands on, and I was lucky to be alive. I probably should have died from blood loss but the amount of semen that he pumped into my body prevented me from going into hypovolimia. Guess I got lucky.

And his name?