Message from @Dedenga
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guessed who just rewatched friends for the fourth time !!
Video games are gay homeboy
@Deleted User you're gay
Nope
@Deleted User It is you who is gay
let me tell you about who it is that is the one who is gay
Vc
@pd vc
Homosex for all
we can all siing the homosexuale
@Dedenga vc
@Deleted User whered u go
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is this that death grips guy i keep hearing about
Nah
Guys, should I contact the NYT?
I just saw Brett Kavanaugh at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
@Dong 😂
updooted
this copypasta has gotten more believable in the last few months
Lynch the dumpster NPC
H.R. Geiger rocks, Alien rocks, disagree at your risk
Always sunny is funny because all of the charactera are fucking horrible people
Literally no one looks at the show and say "hehe this is literally me n my frens xD"
wrong its cucked
Stop being an edgy faggot who hates things because they're popular
alright I'll stop. I love the show. I can't help but keep the creators views out of it.
stupid, I know
Glazed chicken tenders from McDonald's good but gave me the shits
In 1997, I was married with two beautiful children. One night as I was showering, I heard some rustling in the bush right outside the bathroom window. As I looked out, I saw a man standing there. Quickly, I called to my wife to have her check it out - I'm certainly not man enough to go out there nude. After a short conversation that I couldn't make out due to the sound of the water hitting the floor of the shower, my wife returned. She told me the man was simply watering the flowers - later she told me that he was "watering" the flowers with his penis in hand. His member was sufficient for my wife to leave me, taking my two daughters with her. This man moved my wife and daughters to Baltimore, Maryland. I only know that is where they are because every few months I receive a demand from my now ex-wife for child support payments. The man pissing in my bushes was none other than Brett Kavanaugh.
I dont even know who the creators of the show are tbh
that son of a bitch