Frogs are cool n all

But I like turtles more

@Le Meme man give me your lunch money

A Broken man

Arin got pegged

nah, his gf made him dress up like a girl and then she pegged him

that's what that face is

it's not just violation of the root chakra

you shattered my shakashuri

Heh

Maybe I’m lucky that I can’t work up the nerve to ask a girl out

no youre just a coward

I wouldn’t want to get pegged like arin here

Maybe you're lucky, and also a coward

😎

I'm smart

*But mostly a coward*

I’m gonna go beat myself up over what someone said to me on the internet

No laal, thats the cowards way out

Shine on you... You crazy diamond

😖

Nah man I gotta get all down because I don’t wanna lie about myself or something

oh right

I’m ripped and alpha and I tell girls I have a gf when I don’t

man now i want some chips

@hue is ur gf baste nd redpilled

I’m ripped and alpha and I tell guys I have a gf when I don’t

tell girls i have a bf when I don't

I reject women

Make em feel how they made me feel when I wasn’t the alpha man I am now

*aboriginal clanks*

It’s the skontch

feelin like a taco night boys

Same

Tacos huh?

Im ripped and alpha and my peepee titanic