extradited to chinese prison camp because i said allahu ackbar over the mic when I crahsed a fortnite plane into tilted towers

Turkey booted from NATO after Turkish president claims "mid or feed"

summarily released and given congressional medal of honorn

turkish president John Smith

Swedish PM James Fortnite declares war on subscription-based MMOs

almost all turks are clones made from the gene seed of anzu

Japan's Prime Minister caught in controversy after it turns out he has at least 4 gf's in runescape

2170: a clone of anzu cosplaying as a female version of mahatma ghandi from a new anime that just came out declares turkey "whitest country on earth"

Japanese cyber security czar caught running cape-trimming scheme, summarily executed and WoW tokens distributed to the victims

2250: all jobs automated, you go and spend 16 hours in a dark warehouse playing gunbound 5 days a week to keep you pacified, mandated by federal govt of greater israel

Japan's interior minister/head mod on Runescape: We must ensure this never happens again

2255: Minimum age to K-step increased to 18

age of consent is now 9 and the latest you can get an abortion is at 24 months

age of consent lowered to 9, age of consent for pvp raised to 25

did we just write the script for the next paradigm shift

@Deleted User FCK you !!

idk i just think the idea of our generation taking videogames so seriously we codify them into law is really funny

many conservatives believe the jump to 25 month abortion is immoral

they'd prefer it stay at 19 months

abortions can be purchased in the World of Warcraft Physical Cash Shops located in every major metropolitan area

the worst part about living in a socialist hellhole like america

half-off with the activation of a new account

is that we dont' even do it right

race changes in WoW are more expensive than real race changes

they waste tons of money on schooling people it's not even worth it to try and teach anything

if we were smart about things we would spend 90% of the education funds on 10% of the population

@drive fuck you too

it's maddening to watch our government do such stupid shit

@Dong In the year 2080 your net worth will be calculated by how many WoW tokens you have.

we need a hardcore fascist government or none

none of this fucking around

cspan are you interested in some planetside 2?

people are pussies

FOREX trading of various game currencies

@Deleted User ps2 down for maintenance probably for another half hour

iirc i can probably afford like 0.6 WoW tokens in europe

im rich

also @Deleted User devs are announcing new game "Planetside: Arena" today in like 2 hours

ok well if ya wanna play after that let me know

yeah

announcment?