What the fuck? Did you just fucking smirk at me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Recon Rangers, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids in the MayTag Delta, and I have over 300 confirmed repairs. I am trained in refrigerator repair and I was the top refermech in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Frigidaire. I will refrigerate you the fuck out with cool dry air the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with smirking at me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak... One sec.
>*beats drum*
Aiiyyy Aiy Aiyyyy Aiyy Aiyy Howa Aiyyyy Aiy Aiyyyy Aiyy Aiyy
As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of freon huffers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the chill, maggot. The chill that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're a fucking cabbage, kid.
>*lies on national television*
I can be anywhere, anytime, with bear, with eagle, and I can refrigerate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mini fridge. Not only am I extensively trained in compressor refit, but I have access to the entire cooling capacity of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to keep your vegetables crisp, you little shit. Hold on...
>*goes AWOL*
If only you could have known what savage retribution your little "clever" smiling face of whiteness was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have not smiled. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fucking white male. I will drink all of your fire water and beat my drum in your face. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
