Message from @Chips

Discord ID: 545088519027294210


2019-02-13 03:40:37 UTC  
2019-02-13 03:41:36 UTC  

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

2019-02-13 03:41:57 UTC  

@Deleted User
2 gentiles walk up to eachother on the street.
One says, "How's business?" the other replies "Great!"

2019-02-13 03:42:01 UTC  

thats the joke

2019-02-13 03:42:18 UTC  

I have nothing in common with u people

2019-02-13 03:42:24 UTC  

I don't think I could do a joke

2019-02-13 03:42:24 UTC  

Haha

2019-02-13 03:42:30 UTC  

Thats a good one.

2019-02-13 03:42:40 UTC  

oh cool hm. Weird

2019-02-13 03:42:45 UTC  

that's my only joke tho

2019-02-13 03:43:41 UTC  

Does that mean the only way for me to be funny is to be all casual dominatrix

2019-02-13 03:43:42 UTC  

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

2019-02-13 03:43:44 UTC  

That's lame

2019-02-13 03:44:21 UTC  

I remember watching BBC Sherlock and that one lady was so dumb and not even hot

2019-02-13 03:44:44 UTC  

Irene

2019-02-13 03:45:40 UTC  

A woman with no arms and one leg called Ilene.

2019-02-13 03:46:43 UTC  

Mm

2019-02-13 03:46:54 UTC  

I think everyone’s on the chopping block

2019-02-13 03:47:02 UTC  

You better hope i stay in a good mood this week

2019-02-13 03:47:07 UTC  

You better fucking hope damn it

2019-02-13 03:47:10 UTC  

Bipolar

2019-02-13 03:47:30 UTC  

The difference between priests and pimples is that pimples wait until you're a teen to come on your face.

2019-02-13 03:47:31 UTC  

Attacki

2019-02-13 03:47:34 UTC  

Khaki

2019-02-13 03:49:09 UTC  

I'm not even on a chopping block. I'm doing this to humor you and amuse myself.

2019-02-13 03:51:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/545089658493599744/image0.gif

2019-02-13 03:55:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/545090731338104832/download_18.jpeg

2019-02-13 03:59:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/545091592575385602/lex-mannequin-anorexique-isabelle-caro-est-decedee.jpg

2019-02-13 04:00:29 UTC  

Khaki won’t ban me because who will massage his chubby gamer girl feet

2019-02-13 04:00:34 UTC  

Dilly heel! Heel dilly!

2019-02-13 04:00:39 UTC  

I am not chubby

2019-02-13 04:01:29 UTC  

I did not say you are

2019-02-13 04:02:32 UTC  

Chubby gamer fit

2019-02-13 04:02:34 UTC  

Feet

2019-02-13 04:03:21 UTC  

It was a typo. Guilty much?

2019-02-13 04:03:53 UTC  

Don't want people to see your chubby gamer girl feet khaki?

2019-02-13 04:04:30 UTC  

Might I massage thine feet sire

2019-02-13 04:04:57 UTC  

If I dont massage those feet you may ban me.

2019-02-13 04:06:46 UTC  

No ones massaging any feet

2019-02-13 04:06:54 UTC  

Feet are banned

2019-02-13 04:08:00 UTC  

u guys play hellblade