@Deleted User https://youtu.be/F1Ri8vPrPgg take this

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

@Deleted User
2 gentiles walk up to eachother on the street.
One says, "How's business?" the other replies "Great!"

thats the joke

I have nothing in common with u people

I don't think I could do a joke

Haha

Thats a good one.

oh cool hm. Weird

that's my only joke tho

Does that mean the only way for me to be funny is to be all casual dominatrix

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

That's lame

I remember watching BBC Sherlock and that one lady was so dumb and not even hot

Irene

A woman with no arms and one leg called Ilene.

Mm

I think everyone’s on the chopping block

You better hope i stay in a good mood this week

You better fucking hope damn it

Bipolar

The difference between priests and pimples is that pimples wait until you're a teen to come on your face.

Attacki

Khaki

I'm not even on a chopping block. I'm doing this to humor you and amuse myself.

Khaki won’t ban me because who will massage his chubby gamer girl feet

Dilly heel! Heel dilly!

I am not chubby

I did not say you are

Chubby gamer fit

Feet

It was a typo. Guilty much?

Don't want people to see your chubby gamer girl feet khaki?

Might I massage thine feet sire

If I dont massage those feet you may ban me.

No ones massaging any feet

Feet are banned

u guys play hellblade