@everyone who ever tells the funniest joke to me gets a whole week of protection from being kicked or pitted

Medicare

Not good

You two are on thin ice

Haha

Let me think

A monkey runs into a bar

Fucking dies

Good one Deus!

Very good hoshi

Velcro shoes for adults

I like how you incorporated the monkey

Boo!!!

6/10

Just barely squeak by

Hmmmm

I don’t do jokes

I laugh at others

And pain

@Deleted User https://youtu.be/F1Ri8vPrPgg take this

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

@Deleted User
2 gentiles walk up to eachother on the street.
One says, "How's business?" the other replies "Great!"

thats the joke

I have nothing in common with u people

I don't think I could do a joke

Haha

Thats a good one.

oh cool hm. Weird

that's my only joke tho

Does that mean the only way for me to be funny is to be all casual dominatrix

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

That's lame

I remember watching BBC Sherlock and that one lady was so dumb and not even hot

Irene

A woman with no arms and one leg called Ilene.

Mm

I think everyone’s on the chopping block

You better hope i stay in a good mood this week

You better fucking hope damn it

Bipolar