beto o'rourke is going to make history by being the first candidate to successfully attempt to run for office on absolutely no platform

i mean

people will start donating and then he'll just keep it

successfully *attempt*

key words

nigga is straight up running a scam

bernie probably has the best chance tbh right now

no doubt it's going to be used to fund his twee pop band...

no platform, no votes, no refunds

as the nominee

BETO

i can't see it going any other way

right now, but perhaps someone else will make a bid

it's already so divided

elizabeth warren this is my fight song

bernie sanders, michelle obama, tulsi gabbard, beto o'rourke, andrew yang, former starbucks CEO guy

isn't chelsea clinton going to run or something?

or was that with michelle

i'm not in on that loop, i am not sure

either way that's just the beginning of their ticket outlook

at least 6 different candidates

it's going to take an outsider to save the democratic party

just like obama nigger came out of the night

one of those takes

so maybe yang

hip and new

not sure

but tehre is a lot of baggage for bernie

from the last cycle

he's ready for the next $700k vacation home

you're safe here

https://youtu.be/iSjh6vMTUvk

getting free kills with lazer mines is the best feeling in the world
the people that die feel so cheated
and you're sitting there chuckling to yourself
while they're cursing at you
and all you can do is say sorry sarcastically

@Deleted User what game are you playing

shut up

jesse lee peterson is a nigger

"Yeah I play Dota 2 from time to time, do you play?"

i keep sitting on my balls

http://vm.tiktok.com/eptyfu/

BASED