but still funny

bernie sanders will seize up and go into convulsions on stage as he has a fatal stroke in response to this

bernie sanders the old wise jew man that really cares about the people

mike o'malley is busy licking hillary's clit in the bathroom like they're sneaking away in high school

millionays and billionays eating their $10,000 steaks. that goddamned kike is so transparent

starbucks guy is trying to suck his whole dick the entire time

it's a real motley crue of a lineup for the dems this year

fuckin' beto saying he's going to run is major lol

Kick start bernies heart

beto is running a fucking pump and dump scheme

he got his dad to fund it

beto o'rourke is going to make history by being the first candidate to successfully attempt to run for office on absolutely no platform

i mean

people will start donating and then he'll just keep it

successfully *attempt*

key words

nigga is straight up running a scam

bernie probably has the best chance tbh right now

no doubt it's going to be used to fund his twee pop band...

no platform, no votes, no refunds

as the nominee

BETO

i can't see it going any other way

right now, but perhaps someone else will make a bid

it's already so divided

elizabeth warren this is my fight song

bernie sanders, michelle obama, tulsi gabbard, beto o'rourke, andrew yang, former starbucks CEO guy

isn't chelsea clinton going to run or something?

or was that with michelle

i'm not in on that loop, i am not sure

either way that's just the beginning of their ticket outlook

at least 6 different candidates

it's going to take an outsider to save the democratic party

just like obama nigger came out of the night

one of those takes

so maybe yang

hip and new

not sure

but tehre is a lot of baggage for bernie

from the last cycle

he's ready for the next $700k vacation home