man, the average guy is a shitty detective

if 80% of paternity tests were for no reason

OR

Why Is my child black, oh well lol prolly nothing

of those women who have had paternity tests, on average, they have unprotected sex with the partners 80% of the time

so what's the big deal bigot?

30lbs boys

30lbs down

YEAHHHH

Oh, that's not good

I thought you were trying to gain weight

@AfricanWarlord we eatin good

Fuck no

We cuttin, baby

I thought you were trying to become a bloatgod

Once Im down to the weight I want I'm gonna bulk hard

Gotta keep below 190 tho. Can't be too much of a beast for the army.

I might intimidate the recruits

that's what I did, I bloatmaxxed. I'm still bloatmaxxing today.

Other guys? They chickened out

I kept to it

Now I'm 420 pounds and 6'9"

lookin good bro keep eating pizzas and chugging milk and youll get that 4pl8 squat in no time

420? 69?

@Deleted User

https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1123731513055563781?s=19

cop swung first

https://twitter.com/xc_tray/status/1123743558907904006

YO THEY KILLED HONKLER THE CLOWN

Get ready guys my gum road is opening soon 5 dollars a month for premium content.

open that butt hole

Price just went up to 10

My poo is harder than normal

say 3 hail marys

You need to say 5 for harder than normal poop

Everyone knows that