Message from @dippy

Discord ID: 582436068931010560


2019-05-27 03:53:41 UTC  

@Deleted User have any idea why?

2019-05-27 03:54:08 UTC  

do you want me to ask him?

2019-05-27 03:54:32 UTC  

Idk that’s up to you dawg

2019-05-27 03:54:55 UTC  

i'll ask for his tag

2019-05-27 04:09:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/582420161873838122/image0.png

2019-05-27 04:09:54 UTC  

Pics taken seconds before disaster

2019-05-27 04:12:32 UTC  

Creepers can reproduce via spore. They distribute these spores by - guess what? - EXPLODING! Their explosion spreads their spores outwards in all directions. Basically, every time a creeper explodes, there are actually more creepers in the world then there were previously. Well, a potential.

If the spores want to grow into full size creepers, they must land on a host. THIS is why they explode as an offensive tactic. They explode in the proximity of a predator, so that not only will a potential threat to their young be extinguished, but the carcass of said threat can provide food for the spores, enabling them to grow into creepers.

However, this process only works if the explosion kills the target, for the spores cannot feed off a living creature. Evolution has yet to overcome this oversight (similar to their tendency to walk off cliffs), but it still works. After all, a single explosion can produce several hundred-thousand spores, and they can be carried in the wind quite a ways from the initial explosion site (if their is no wind, the shockwave will carry them too).

TL;DR: They explode near an animal and kill it, the explosion spreads their spores (floating creeper babies), and the spores feed on what the creeper just killed.

This theory attempts to explain their consistent lack of hesitation when detonating. It is entirely possible that they reproduce by other, more effective means, such as sexual reproduction (spores are asexual). If this were the case, then the spore method could be considered a "backup". Basically, they would usually reproduce by other means, but if they explode they will still reproduce.

What means they use to reproduce otherwise are up for debate.
Shoot.

2019-05-27 04:13:09 UTC  

@dippy i’m probably going to get my account banned

2019-05-27 04:14:34 UTC  

2019-05-27 04:33:43 UTC  

Are you serious

2019-05-27 04:34:14 UTC  

If my server got reported by an attomwaffen larper then I’m going to be pissed

2019-05-27 04:34:56 UTC  

Wow real big nazi larper huh hes so tough and hates Jews

2019-05-27 04:35:26 UTC  

*Instantly runs to a Jewish organization to report a likeminded server cause he doesn’t like it*

2019-05-27 04:38:34 UTC  

is this a motherfucking JoJo reference?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/582427403708661781/unknown.png

2019-05-27 04:40:35 UTC  

black people literally threw whitey to the moon

2019-05-27 05:09:22 UTC  
2019-05-27 05:10:29 UTC  

used to be an incel tho

2019-05-27 05:11:27 UTC  

i use iridium browser

2019-05-27 05:12:42 UTC  

@dippy you are rude and sick. please come back 2 chat

2019-05-27 05:12:59 UTC  

What

2019-05-27 05:13:53 UTC  

Are you a hikikomori? Why are you still online?

2019-05-27 05:14:16 UTC  

jojo has the worst fanbase

2019-05-27 05:17:42 UTC  

@Yottsun listen binch

2019-05-27 05:17:46 UTC  

You come at me

2019-05-27 05:17:49 UTC  

I’m gonna fucking own you

2019-05-27 05:17:54 UTC  

I’ll fucking cum

2019-05-27 05:18:00 UTC  

I’ll cum right now?

2019-05-27 05:18:05 UTC  

Think I won’t cum???

2019-05-27 05:18:08 UTC  

I WILL

2019-05-27 05:19:31 UTC  

you JERK

2019-05-27 05:21:13 UTC  

tfw Bones is teenage cancer now

2019-05-27 05:26:53 UTC  

>caring about fanbases

2019-05-27 05:27:00 UTC  

@Yottsun best fanbase

2019-05-27 05:28:58 UTC  

@hue i can't help myself, my fellow hue. Whenever i see a disgusting fanbase, it ruins a little bit of the actual thing. Can't explain this faggotry

2019-05-27 05:29:34 UTC  

What if I told you there’s an explanation

2019-05-27 05:32:07 UTC  

And that this explanation was just that we are apes bashing bones before motes of dust of the divine

2019-05-27 05:33:39 UTC  

Now i understand, fantastic

2019-05-27 05:34:05 UTC  

same reason why i bought an expensive drum and never used it

2019-05-27 05:40:26 UTC  

You dumb fucking weeb faggots I hope the next nuclear hellfire is a Holocaust and not a mutant cock tease

2019-05-27 05:40:56 UTC  

Sink Japan into 20,000 leagues of boiling reactor water