HMMMM

fodcom the other day said that he just wants to say hey

but uh

idk

I don’t believe it

I’ll believe you

For now

But I don’t think he just wants to say hey

he probably wants to report my server or something

he's tried to join before

He keeps saying that you owe him or something

@Deleted User have any idea why?

do you want me to ask him?

Idk that’s up to you dawg

i'll ask for his tag

Pics taken seconds before disaster

Creepers can reproduce via spore. They distribute these spores by - guess what? - EXPLODING! Their explosion spreads their spores outwards in all directions. Basically, every time a creeper explodes, there are actually more creepers in the world then there were previously. Well, a potential.

If the spores want to grow into full size creepers, they must land on a host. THIS is why they explode as an offensive tactic. They explode in the proximity of a predator, so that not only will a potential threat to their young be extinguished, but the carcass of said threat can provide food for the spores, enabling them to grow into creepers.

However, this process only works if the explosion kills the target, for the spores cannot feed off a living creature. Evolution has yet to overcome this oversight (similar to their tendency to walk off cliffs), but it still works. After all, a single explosion can produce several hundred-thousand spores, and they can be carried in the wind quite a ways from the initial explosion site (if their is no wind, the shockwave will carry them too).

TL;DR: They explode near an animal and kill it, the explosion spreads their spores (floating creeper babies), and the spores feed on what the creeper just killed.

This theory attempts to explain their consistent lack of hesitation when detonating. It is entirely possible that they reproduce by other, more effective means, such as sexual reproduction (spores are asexual). If this were the case, then the spore method could be considered a "backup". Basically, they would usually reproduce by other means, but if they explode they will still reproduce.

What means they use to reproduce otherwise are up for debate.
Shoot.

@dippy i’m probably going to get my account banned

Are you serious

If my server got reported by an attomwaffen larper then I’m going to be pissed

Wow real big nazi larper huh hes so tough and hates Jews

*Instantly runs to a Jewish organization to report a likeminded server cause he doesn’t like it*

is this a motherfucking JoJo reference?

black people literally threw whitey to the moon

@Deleted User no

used to be an incel tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI8Gft90-wc

i use iridium browser

@dippy you are rude and sick. please come back 2 chat

What

Are you a hikikomori? Why are you still online?

jojo has the worst fanbase

@Yottsun listen binch

You come at me

I’m gonna fucking own you

I’ll fucking cum

I’ll cum right now?

Think I won’t cum???

I WILL