I was a little pussy growing up and only started getting serious about lifting weights and fixing my problems my senior year of highschool. I just want to skip that shit with my kids

An introspective game on life and politics

yeah i'd play the fuck out of Crablord Tales

A Criticism of humanity

Featuring crabs

Can we do it alienmode?

You had me at crabs

Why stop at crabs

Who not more animals

Why

What kind of aminals

Hmmmm

What about

Alpacas

armadillos

I'd be down for some armadillos

Why keep it exclusive to animals only? Lets get some vegetation and fungi

Somethin like this right?

@Mellisco

@Deleted User @PRKR

Do a carpenter bee

Make it something about how the bee is being more productive than the user

Drilling holes n shit

also relating the messages to archetypes related to the animal makes the joke more indepth

but yea pretty neat

@dippy fuck yeah

i wanna play it already

Carpenter bees eat wood right

pretty sure they don't eat wood they just burrow into wood

Then where does the excess go

on the ground prob

A carpenter bee complaining about your art degree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBMB7of2ci4

damn I put think instead of thing

HA

RETARD

The Virgin Racial Descrimination Note vs The Chad N Word Pass

bro you ever heard of psilocybin?