i'm kind of on the opposite vibe i want a game with no real story options or even real gameplay just a bunch of text that alludes to stats and numbers going up but it never means anything

cuz fuck you

go shit in your hat matt

the game going in either direction would be cool, also must have cbt

how about you do some more blow homo

you can find employment at the cbt store

carbonated balls should definitely be a status effect

castration +5 social multiplier, weight reduced by 3 ounces, ability to acsess public areas

I work at a company that sells CBT oil

I told people we were entering the old timeline

and lo and behold we're looking at Jerkcity of all things

lol

since this is basically just schizoposting the game it would be cool if the play styles were blended like certain events triggered different things, like top down shooter, text based, side scrolling platformer, ect

absolutely

everything has to be self-referential to make it seem like the game is much bigger than it is

as if every singular activity is something the game expects you to do a lot

but you only do it once

does anyone know how to program then?

honestly what i'm envisioning could be done with very little programming skill

a basic intro to C++ or whatever the fuck

i could do this in scratch

You could do it with basic cpp knowledge

thats basically all i did in cs class in highschool was make scratch games

do it in game maker or some shit

I've made a few shitty text adventures with cpp

dont make your own engine to do it lol

especially if ur a newfag to programming

could probably just make it as a java game idk

some simple easy shit

it would be funny if we beat sam to market

theres no such thing as an easy to make video game

there wouldn't be anything in it that we wouldn't be able to figure out how to do

it'd all just fall down to effort tbh

ok well if you actually plan on doing something like this just use an engine

dont do this shit from scratch its not worth it

for sure

use godot its free and open source