Message from @!✞Vincent ◖◖⬤ / λ

Discord ID: 597063577719013396


2019-07-06 11:07:02 UTC  

“music teacher ejaculates into flutes” ??????

2019-07-06 11:24:07 UTC  

perhaps those KIDS known taste of sperm

2019-07-06 11:49:43 UTC  

The main character is a chubby Ricky Gervais type British guy. Bleak, condescending, with a touch of vulnerability so the audience doesn't completely hate him.

So he's doing the typical preachy Ricky Gervais atheism lectures that Gervais shoehorns into everything he does, but instead of pwning the Christian God with facts and logic, he's lecturing a Moslem man who proceeds to blind our protagonist with acid.

The next ten minutes is the Gervais archetype rolling around on the sidewalk, screaming in agony. Just howling and crying through the peroxide bubbles that used to be his eyes, screaming and screaming, until the bobbies show up.

As the protagonist lies in the hospital, the police show up to inform him he's been charged with a hate crime.

2019-07-06 12:16:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/597038229853569024/1562384577382.png

2019-07-06 12:23:19 UTC  

bro that hammer is dangerous wtf

2019-07-06 12:37:59 UTC  

that's a joker hammer

2019-07-06 12:38:59 UTC  

@willy who are you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/597043821095944192/Screenshot_20190706-083825_Discord.jpg

2019-07-06 12:39:33 UTC  

Me

2019-07-06 12:39:41 UTC  

Its just a coinvidence

2019-07-06 12:40:17 UTC  
2019-07-06 12:45:00 UTC  

@Forest r u gamer girl

2019-07-06 12:53:35 UTC  

@Deleted User Holy fuck that tune is sick

2019-07-06 12:57:25 UTC  

Some bloke's thunderhammer/bolter have been confiscated eh?

2019-07-06 13:14:08 UTC  

What does sarcastic music sound like...

2019-07-06 13:47:44 UTC  

This channel is pretty lit ngtl

2019-07-06 13:56:56 UTC  

anyone that has ever been or has ever desired to be a cop is a tremendous fag

2019-07-06 13:57:29 UTC  

i will make my country proud by pulling over people doing 2 over the speedlimit

2019-07-06 13:58:43 UTC  

based

2019-07-06 13:58:57 UTC  

god bless murica

2019-07-06 13:59:30 UTC  

He swingin it

2019-07-06 14:01:00 UTC  

They should call this channel nigga huntin

2019-07-06 14:05:43 UTC  

He responded to my comment

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2019-07-06 14:05:51 UTC  

Hell yeah

2019-07-06 14:10:46 UTC  

Cops are based

2019-07-06 14:11:04 UTC  

Imagine if I was a cop

2019-07-06 14:11:43 UTC  

My partner and I could pull you over and you could end up dead or dying for whatever reason on the asphalt

2019-07-06 14:11:54 UTC  

Alot of power

2019-07-06 14:15:43 UTC  

that is how it goes

2019-07-06 14:16:11 UTC  

but its mostly poor judgement calls from the suspects that get them killed

2019-07-06 14:19:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/597069067349917706/1562422515805.jpg

2019-07-06 14:19:45 UTC  

nani!?

2019-07-06 14:21:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/597069640803549205/20190706_101948.jpg

2019-07-06 14:21:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/597069651222200320/20190706_102022.jpg

2019-07-06 14:28:17 UTC  

sounds awesome where do i sign up to die

2019-07-06 14:33:18 UTC  

you can't sign up to die you have to sign up to live

2019-07-06 14:33:21 UTC  

you opt out to die