Message from @ay caramba

Discord ID: 600749207665770526


2019-07-16 16:32:19 UTC  

i was thinking the other day about how little kids are retarded for liking fart jokes and then i just laughed my ass off about a cum joke

2019-07-16 16:44:59 UTC  

me do a big cume

2019-07-16 16:45:13 UTC  

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2019-07-16 17:07:49 UTC  

PIBULL CUTE

2019-07-16 17:07:53 UTC  

mfw I see cum

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2019-07-16 17:10:23 UTC  

to own a pitbull you have to have instructions on par to keeping maintenance up on your boiler, both could result in a explosive result if not kept up with

2019-07-16 17:10:53 UTC  

"Nick..." something croaks from behind him. He turns around in time to see the figure step forward, his dull features cutting through the dark. The light does not fall on him the way it should, Nick thought. Not anymore. It was like some cosmic butcher had stitched him together out of rotten meat.

"Sam?" Nick breathes, his hand slinking towards the Self Defence Situation Safety Device™ tucked into his waistline. "Wh-What's going on, big guy?"

"I'm...I'm not well, Nick."

"I know, Sam. I know." He chokes back tears as he draws the gun and presses it squarely against Sam's revolting, bulbous temple. Sam shivers as the barrel touches his skin.

"It's cold, Nick," Sam says, smiling at something.

"Soon you'll never have to feel cold again. Just close your eyes, Sam," Nick says, closing his own, the welled tears blinding him.

"MDE never dies," he heard Sam say. In defiance or for comfort, he was not sure.

"Yes it does," Nick says, sobbing as he pulls back the hammer. "Yes it does."

A few moments of silence.

"I know."

Bang.

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2019-07-16 17:15:41 UTC  

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2019-07-16 17:46:26 UTC  

i clicked yes but it just make the pic bigger

2019-07-16 17:46:29 UTC  

help

2019-07-16 17:48:05 UTC  

Heh heh heh

2019-07-16 17:50:17 UTC  

hector was the first of the gang to be reported
first of the spics to be deported
first thrown over the wall
oh myyyy

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2019-07-16 17:52:49 UTC  

morissey is a fucking fag

2019-07-16 17:54:16 UTC  

walk that back, chief

2019-07-16 17:56:34 UTC  

is he

2019-07-16 17:57:13 UTC  

he is asexual

2019-07-16 17:57:25 UTC  

he's a cel

2019-07-16 17:57:38 UTC  

voluntarily celibate

2019-07-16 17:57:57 UTC  

you dont need cock, ass or pussy when you're writing beautiful music

2019-07-16 18:02:52 UTC  

@fallen angel definitely spend money and time on that

2019-07-16 18:29:30 UTC  

Oh god I’m gonna fucking **CUM**

2019-07-16 18:29:44 UTC  

haha epic post

2019-07-16 18:32:05 UTC  

thanks man ill try to keep it up

2019-07-16 18:35:29 UTC  

Nobody on /r/cozy places know what cozy is

2019-07-16 18:35:35 UTC  

It’s all post modernistic hell holes

2019-07-16 18:36:08 UTC  

Being cozy is gay

2019-07-16 18:37:18 UTC  

posts brutalist ice cold 100% concrete hollowed cube mmmm yeah so comfy and cozy

2019-07-16 18:37:21 UTC  

Downvoted

2019-07-16 18:38:34 UTC  

Just went on a 4chan comfy thread

2019-07-16 18:38:37 UTC  

Ten times better

2019-07-16 18:38:41 UTC  

Real intellectuals

2019-07-16 18:38:42 UTC  

Finally

2019-07-16 18:40:57 UTC  

ok rerard

2019-07-16 18:41:38 UTC  

Idiot

2019-07-16 18:43:33 UTC  

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2019-07-16 18:46:29 UTC  

cozy af.....

2019-07-16 18:47:01 UTC  

city livin

2019-07-16 18:47:44 UTC  

nothin sweeter than the smell of curry

2019-07-16 18:50:22 UTC  

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2019-07-16 18:55:28 UTC  

“Bro I’m so cozy in my 400sq/ft studio in Portland”