*wakes up at 2 am* you are horny? Yes?

i think bvrgr is gay guys

like I was just fucking confused why he asked me that

burger? into......men? hmmmm

you could see how confused I was he didnt even respond

he felt the shame

he came to his senses and then he came in his pants

I’ve only ever been complimented by gay men

mmmmm

same with @Deleted User

Damn being ugly must suck lmao

dilly news flash i'm prettier than you

bvrgr being gay is one of the funniest revelations this year

oh shit

ahahah

dillly

Why would you use the word pretty

So gay lmao

pretty LOL

ive seen dilly and burger... ahaha

what a FUCKING FRUITBAT

lets not get into it

bvrgr is a pretty little girl

ive seen both...

same

bvrgr ain’t a looker

nyaaaaaaaaaaa

bvrgr lookin pretty cute ngl....

burger is quite the... ARYAN ahahah

oh no

is burger bald?

bvrgr be like “maybe i can be your girlfriend tonight”

burger be like 'I’ve had some good burgers in my time. Uh I... I love a good swiss, melted swiss cheese and mush- roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger. Uh that is hot stuff, you can get that at- at a number of different places.'

Hmm, looks black to me

burger is trying to win my heart by attacking dillys looks

god

@Deleted User which one is better

do you guys seriously want me to post what i look like right now

Go

again??

I cant have 2 boys fight over me like this